cheese and meth, penguins, turkish prisons, walks on the beach, picking up chicks at the local grade school, starring in shnizer videos, trying to learn how to spell, taking shots of J.D. and robbitussin, huffing paint, talking dirty to the elderly and fucking any and all inadadiment objects i may stumble upon(toasters, rock, chairs refridgerators, E-Z bake ovens, pace makers, dead things, partially dead things, ceilling fans, hair extensions, bed pans and what not) i also play the guitar... with my penis... very poorly.... ya... (i am pathetic) i also like puppys, zombies (they're like sharks, the "misunderstood animal" they just need hugs), small woodlen critters, horror movies,caffiene & niccotiene, C-SPAN, and listening to yahnni while mallesting rat terriers!
amputees... others need not apply.play the link below! http://www.viceland.com/int/game.php?country=us.. width="425" height="350" ..
angry music composed by rich white kids from the subberbs with to much time on there hands, and then the total contrast to that. shai hulud, darkest hour, embrace the end, the acacia strain, converge, american nightmare, jude the obscure, evergreen terrace, zombie apocalypse, august burns red, the number 12 looks like you, thrice, refused, fore dire life sake, horse the band, at the drive-in, god speed you black empiror, jugement day, pixies, radio head, murder by death, red sparowes, brand new, ect. but mostly straght edge easy listening (ExL BITCHES!!!!)
barely legal porn! and when i can't watch that i watch these movies to kill the time: fight club, city of lost children, return of the living dead, train spotting, evil dead, resivour dogs, legend of the chupakabra (its so bad it RULES), terror firmer, pulp fiction, ravenous, toxic avenger, seven, anchorman, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, donny darko, cannabal the musical, bram stokers dracula, true romance, hellraiser, lock stock and two smoking barrels, american wherwolf in london, way of the gun, and a bunch of other movies that don't suck. but mostly barely legal porn!!!
i dont watch my t.v. i fuck it
i fuck thoughs too. these are some books i have fucked, anything by chuck palahniuk (yeah i know every one love that kooky little fucker), irvine welsh, h.p. lovecraft, j.d. salinger, murakami. alsonorman mailer~an american dream, tim o'brien~the things they carried, stuff by ed templeton... yeah, other and some other ones i can't think of right now.
this old fuck this is an old picture of my dad, see? now doesnt it all make sense? iron giant motha fuckaaa's!!! and this is riley he is a dinosaur, and i love himhe is a stegosaurus and he OWNS you!