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Zombie Ryan

ah ha! you didnt count on my loyal army of prostatutes, did ya?

About Me

hi. i love chiken, and fist fighting the homeless, thier pain amuses me because my daddy didnt hug me enough... or maybe a little too much, i cant quit remember which though.. yay, its just all kinda blurry there. i enjoy night walks with no destination, catching bricks i've thrown in the air with my teeth, and the color green. i know... i rock, so you should all say i have the biggest penis youve ever seen... mounted on my wall. yay i feel so fucking accepted. Please hug me. My ninja fetus! Hooray fetus! MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

cheese and meth, penguins, turkish prisons, walks on the beach, picking up chicks at the local grade school, starring in shnizer videos, trying to learn how to spell, taking shots of J.D. and robbitussin, huffing paint, talking dirty to the elderly and fucking any and all inadadiment objects i may stumble upon(toasters, rock, chairs refridgerators, E-Z bake ovens, pace makers, dead things, partially dead things, ceilling fans, hair extensions, bed pans and what not) i also play the guitar... with my penis... very poorly.... ya... (i am pathetic) i also like puppys, zombies (they're like sharks, the "misunderstood animal" they just need hugs), small woodlen critters, horror movies,caffiene & niccotiene, C-SPAN, and listening to yahnni while mallesting rat terriers!

I'd like to meet:

amputees... others need not apply.play the link below! http://www.viceland.com/int/game.php?country=us.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

angry music composed by rich white kids from the subberbs with to much time on there hands, and then the total contrast to that. shai hulud, darkest hour, embrace the end, the acacia strain, converge, american nightmare, jude the obscure, evergreen terrace, zombie apocalypse, august burns red, the number 12 looks like you, thrice, refused, fore dire life sake, horse the band, at the drive-in, god speed you black empiror, jugement day, pixies, radio head, murder by death, red sparowes, brand new, ect. but mostly straght edge easy listening (ExL BITCHES!!!!)

Movies:

barely legal porn! and when i can't watch that i watch these movies to kill the time: fight club, city of lost children, return of the living dead, train spotting, evil dead, resivour dogs, legend of the chupakabra (its so bad it RULES), terror firmer, pulp fiction, ravenous, toxic avenger, seven, anchorman, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, donny darko, cannabal the musical, bram stokers dracula, true romance, hellraiser, lock stock and two smoking barrels, american wherwolf in london, way of the gun, and a bunch of other movies that don't suck. but mostly barely legal porn!!!

Television:

i dont watch my t.v. i fuck it

Books:

i fuck thoughs too. these are some books i have fucked, anything by chuck palahniuk (yeah i know every one love that kooky little fucker), irvine welsh, h.p. lovecraft, j.d. salinger, murakami. alsonorman mailer~an american dream, tim o'brien~the things they carried, stuff by ed templeton... yeah, other and some other ones i can't think of right now.

Heroes:

this old fuck this is an old picture of my dad, see? now doesnt it all make sense? iron giant motha fuckaaa's!!! and this is riley he is a dinosaur, and i love himhe is a stegosaurus and he OWNS you!

My Blog

the park, sunrise.

this morning i walked to the park to watch the sunrise. it was an interesting retrospective.it was actually quiet a picturesque morning despite all the birds screaming at me.destination. I sat and wa...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:29:00 PST

when i found my inner child i executed him.

This blood is weak, but my malice is pure & unhindered.It will take me past this pathetic carcass.These bones will break, but my integrity will not be obstructed.For I have finally pulled myself f...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST

every night.

i seem to get less and less sleep.i am curious at this point how long i can keep this up befor i just completely go narcoleptic and fall asleep wherever it takes me. hopefully i will be operating heav...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:50:00 PST

reason number 947 i drink my funel up the ass?

He had been saying he was going to shoot me, but I think me punching him in the face kind of sealed the deal. I remember thinking," go for the gun next." I hit him and then almost instantly caught...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST

on the outskirts of town

I followed the lines your heels had made in the dirt, following the distance between horizon and me. My skin is the temperature of the sun giving cause to the sweat stinging at my eye. My outside's fl...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST

sometimes

i dont even know how i feel.
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

someone who isn't really good at anything at all.

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Posted by Zombie Ryan on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

how many serial killers does it take to screw in a light bulb

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Posted by Zombie Ryan on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

someday i too will name all my children george

sometimes i think people mistake me for a punching bag...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

The Great Leap Forward Poured Down On Us

she sleeps so beautifuly. people tell me i deserve her. i think she could do so much better... but what the fuck do i know, i have also heard i am an incredibly fucked up individual... and one wh...
Posted by Zombie Ryan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST