Donkey Puncharello

Here's links to some other DP songs:
DP for the Ladies
Fat Chick Punch
The Money's Gone
Donkey Punched by Pirates
Little Kitty (The Masturbate Song)
Ants Go Pirating You Ass
The members of Donkey Puncharello all served as privateers on the pirate ship "Crush/Kill/Destroy", CKD for short. When the maurading was going slowly they entertained themselves by getting mind-blisteringly drunk and singing songs of sexual conquest, sexual failure, drinking, puking, fighting and of course, the life of a pirate. One day, on a typical raid of poor fishing trollers, the crew of CKD found themselves under attack by rival pirates. These rivals were using electrified instruments to sing songs of love and peace to try to throw the CKD off it's intended course. The DP crew had no choice but to start throwing beer bottles and live animals at the opposing ship and generally start fucking shit up. After full blown rocking the enemy vessel DP raided their instrument stash and now had fully electrified rocking gear to step up their musical game. Donkey Puncharello has never been the same. THey now patrol the seas with enough rock force to scare the sandals off of Jesus. So kick back, spark up, guzzle down and let DP take you for a ride.As a side note to that fateful night, they got tons of chicks. Word.