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Wes

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About Me

If you turn your attention to all the information on the left-hand column, I think you will get a pretty good idea of who I am. At least I hope you will.
Memorable Quotes:
Television:
"Oh, they have the internet on computers now." -Homer Simpson "The Simpsons"
Film:
"Welcome to The Suck." -Troy "Jarhead"
"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude." -Hansel "Zoolander"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Vito Corleone "The Godfather"
"Now I have a machine gun. HO HO HO." -Hans Gruber "Die Hard"
"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air." -Azrael "Dogma"
"I doubt you've ever taken a stupid breath. Don't start now." -Captain Dudley Smith "L.A. Confidential"
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -Mr. White "Reservoir Dogs"
"No one gives it to you. You have to take it." -Frank Costello "The Departed"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?" -Gawain Mac Sam "The Ladykillers"
"If you would have been thinking you wouldn't have thought that." -'Squints' Palledorous "The Sandlot"
"You're my ambassador of kwan, man." -Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." -The Dude "The Big Lebowski"
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My Interests

Arguments about who/what is over or underrated, Comedy, Concertgoing, Family, Friends, Internet, Listening to Music, Playing Sports, Politics, Relaxing, Sarcasm, Video Games (occasionally), Watching Movies, Watching Sports (basically anything that has to do with sports in general), Watching TV...

AIM Screename: LukeZoolander

I'd like to meet:

Colin Cowherd, Dan Patrick, Dave Grohl, Jerry Seinfeld, Reggie Miller, Tiger Woods, Tommy Lasorda, Tony Gwynn, Steven Spielberg, Vin Scully...

Who I'd Like NOT to Meet: Barry Bonds, Bode Miller, Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Gary Sheffield, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Vick, Nicole Richie, O.J. Simpson, Ozzie Guillen, Paris Hilton, Pete Rose, Randy Moss, Ron Artest, Rosie O'Donnell, Terrell Owens, Tyra Banks...Any "famous" person (or any person for that matter) who feels it is their civic duty to voice their political ideology as if it is the only way anyone could ever think...

Music:

AFI, Alice In Chains, At the Drive-In, Billy Talent, Chevelle, Deftones, Drive Shaft, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Incubus, Interpol, John Williams, Jimmy Eat World, Korn, Linkin Park, Michael Giacchino, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Rise Against, Scrantonicity, Serj Tankian, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Taproot, Tenacious D, The Beatles, The Doors, The Killers, The Rolling Stones, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Thrice, Tool, Weezer, Wolfmother...

Movies:

American Beauty, Animal House, Apocalypse Now, Aquaman, Backdraft, Back to the Future (Trilogy), Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Casino Royale (2006), Catch Me If You Can, Children of Men, Chinatown, Die Hard, Dogma, Dumb and Dumber, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Hook, Indiana Jones (Trilogy), Intolerable Cruelty, Jaws, Jerry Maguire, Kingpin, Knocked Up, L.A. Confidential, Monster's Inc., Munich, Office Space, Old School, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Psycho (1960), Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Road to Perdition, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, School of Rock, Seven, Star Wars (Episodes 3-6 mainly), The Big Lebowski, The 'Burbs, The Departed, The Godfather (Parts I and II specifically) The Goonies, The Ladykillers, The Prestige, The Sandlot, The Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, This is Spinal Tap, Training Day, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander...

Television:

Current Series:
24
30 Rock
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
Five Towns
Heroes
Lost
Rescue Me
Scrubs
The Office
The Shield
The Simpsons

Non-Series Shows: Baseball Tonight, Best Week Ever, College Gameday, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Pardon the Interruption, The Colbert Report, Various Sports

Past Series/Shows: Arrested Development, Ben, Da Ali G Show, Freaks and Geeks, Mattel and Mars Bar Quick-Energy Choc-o-bot Hour, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, The Larry Sanders Show, The Office (UK), The Twilight Zone, Upright Citizens Brigade, Viking Quest...

Oh yeah and Dateline (specifically the "To Catch a Predator" episodes)...

Books:

Freakonomics, Heavier Than Heaven, Moneyball, Pox Americana, The Boys of Summer, The Great Gatsby...

Heroes:

Batman, David Palmer, Ernie McCracken ("A role model for America's children."), E.T. ("I love that little guy."), Jack Bauer, John McClane, Lou Gehrig, Lieutenant Dan, Michael Bluth, The Dude, Tony Almeida, Vin Scully...

My Blog

KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas 2006

    Hey everybody.  I am going to try to get right to the point here. About three weeks to a month ago the rock radio station KROQ 106.7 based in the L.A. area first mentioned som...
Posted by Wes on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST