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Jenn

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

About Me

Hey I'm Jenn, I'm from small town Saskatchewan where nothing ever happens. Well that's not entirely true. The golf course got a new lawn mower this summer. And I think the grocery store had their Christmas apples display on the front page of the newspaper a couple weeks ago. Priceless. I love it. Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
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My Interests

Music, mostly. I also like writing, going to the gym, keeping up to date with the EMT schooling that I took, and my oldest interest since I was a kid, astronomy.
You Are 65% Addicted to Love
Might as well face it, you're very addicted to love.
But you're not really getting the deep love you seek.
Short lived, dramatic relationships are more your style.
Let go of needing someone, and you may find someone you actually want. Are You Addicted to Love?

I'd like to meet:

Matt Good, Anthony Kiedis (Yes Anthony, I'll marry you!), Bono, Joaquin Pheonix, Rob Thomas, Mark Tremonti, the cast from Supernatural, Carmen Electra, Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, Conan O'Brien, Ellen Degeneres, Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman.I'm going to the Red Hot Chili Peppers on SEPTEMBER 19!!!!! WWHOOOHOOO!!!! Jenn's Rejected Horoscope:

You will spontaneously combust

'What is your rejected horoscope?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are Blitzen
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.

Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!

Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Music:

ROCKS!!!!! I love anything that has a great hook and some passion behind the lyrics. Honest songwriting is something I have a deep appreciation for!! I love Red Hot Chili Peppers, Evan's Blue, Age Of Daze, Matt Good, Johnny Cash, A Perfect Circle, Prime STH (yeah Sweden!), Moist, Rammstein, Alter Bridge, Black Eyed Peas, Days of The New, Our Lady Peace (even though they were way better when Mike was around), Jeff Martin (The Tea Party), Evanescence, Jamiroquai, Bob Marley, Jesse Cook, Oasis, System of A Down, the list goes on and on... I'm pretty diverse when it comes to tunes...
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Movies:

Walk The Line, March of The Penguins, School of Rock, Savannah, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge!, Life of David Gale, Big Fish, The Stand, Skeleton Key, The Little Mermaid.
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Daddy-o

Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy Who's Your Daddy?

Television:

MythBusters, The Amazing Race, Scrubs, America's Next Top Model, Supernatural (oh my God did you see the season finale???!!) I love anything on the Discovery Channel!
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Books:

Everybody should go out and buy "Scar Tissue" by Anthony Kiedis because it is awesome!! I love Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child- anything they create is a great read! Stephen King's Dark Tower series (even though I just started it, it's hard to put down!!)
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

Heroes:

As cheesy as it may sound, my Mom and Dad. They have been through so much and have stood by eachother through it all. It is truely amazing to see that in a world plagued with war, hatred and greed that passion, faith, and true love still exists. I love them both tremendously!
Your Elf Name Is...
Giggles Ho-Ho-Ho What's Your Elf Name?

My Blog

Alligators On A Bus...

  OH MY GOD IT'S THE SNAKES!!!! Go see "Snakes On A Plane"!!! It's freakin' great!! I mean, it's called "Snakes On A Plane"... how the hell is it not gonna be awesome??!! Wooohoooo Sammy Jackson!...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:25:00 PST

DaVinci This!

First off, out of respect to my employers I wish to make it clear that this is my own personal opinion and does not reflect the opinion of my employers, their employees, or any of their affillia...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:45:00 PST

mmmmm... cookies!!

In an effort to reduce the amount of  uh, "bad" words my group of friends and I use, we have (very cleverly) replaced the "f" word in the phrase "f*** this!" with whichever topic is presently in ...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:38:00 PST

Woodchuck Math

Well hello there. I appreciate you stopping by. I just spent the last 40 minutes or so creating stupid equations because I had nothing else to do with my valuable, precious time. I shal...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

Stupid Aerosmith

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CANCELLED THEIR SHOW!!!!!!   MAN I HAD TICKETS AND EVERYTHING!!!! So not fair!! Stupid Areosmith! They suck! I'll never listen to them again!!!!   ... &nb...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST