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_-?-?-?-?-?-_ "I'm afraid, to be alone, I'm afraid,That one day you'll find out, And you'll be amazed, At the secrets I keep, You'll be amazed, At my mouth full of lies, I'm too afraid to come clean, My life's still free in the house of cards." -Madina Lake

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Your a Prep
You are always dressed in the highest fashion clothing at all the expensive stores like american eagle and aeropastle and abercrombie&fitch, everything you have is the best and you are most likely rich in some way. You hang out with cheerleaders and jocks, you are a suck up and try to get good grades so u can get more money from your parents.
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Well, Well, Well, what is there really to say? My name is Chris Im 19 I like to eat cheese naked in the bathtub. J/K haven't tried that one yet. I love to laugh. Most of the time you can find me laughing. If it's one my good days. I have my ups and down. Im someone who has accomplished so much and yet feels so unaccomplished. I am so glad to have the backbone of friends that I have. If it wasnt for them I dont know how I would survive. I have traveled everywhere, lived almost as many places. I have had so much and lost so much. But I feel what I have gained in life experience is priceless. I'm finally learning that there is nothing wrong in being exactly who I am a very succesfull MAN WHORE J/K. I love it. And I love those who love it. If you come to me, bring optimism, and a fun-loving/spontaneous attitude. So stop by and and stay awhile the water's fine. Want to get up with me? IM me @ [email protected]
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What Type of Flirt are You?

Sexport Flirt
Yeah, baby! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Sexpot Flirt you don't hesitate to take the most direct route when you want someone's attention. A lingering touch on the arm here, a little licking of the lips there you're as saucy and seductive as they come. Flirting your way into someone else's personal space is second nature. The good news? Your intentions are crystal clear. The bad news? If you don't put your money where your mouth is, you'll have some explaining to do. But as long as you're having fun, put on that hot little outfit and go crazy. In the immortal words of Olivia Newton John, Let's get physical!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris or Topher or King Chris (Whatever gets you off)
Birthday: November 8, 1987
Birthplace: New Jersey
Current Location: A Shit Hole somewhere out back
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what day it is
Your Heritage: Hell if I know
The Shoes You Wore Today: PUMAS
Your Weakness: Beautiful People
Your Fears: Beautiful People with green, or hazel eyes
Your Perfect Pizza: With you all over it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make my first Million
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: THATS HOTT
Thoughts First Waking Up: Now where is that condom
Your Best Physical Feature: My Legs
Your Bedtime: In the Morning
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandmother and Italy
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi of Fiji
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Two's a date Threes more fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla God Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a FUCKING salior Sorry LOL
Do you Sing: Yea in the shower and in the Jeep
Do you Shower Daily: Three if theres time
Have you Been in Love: Not yet
Do you want to go to College: I am in College dumbshit
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: HELLS YEA
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Oh yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea brings out the animal
Do you play an Instrument: Yea my SEX PIPE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' Lets see NO!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No Sorry me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah like everyday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope can't say I have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not the kind your thinking about
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my mind
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped me yea right
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yea in the Tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope not that I can recall
Ever been Drunk: Like an angery Irishmen
Ever been called a Tease: Every other day
Ever been Beaten up: Yea right I'm a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: Why when you can charge
How do you want to Die: In front of alot of people
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Gabillionare
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter as long as it's clean
Height: No shorties
Weight: No FATTIES
Best Clothing Style: Preepy AE or A&F
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: To fucking many
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just 1
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What baseball player are you?

Alex Rodriguez
You are rolling in the dough.
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What clothing store are you?

Abercrombie & Fitch
You cute and fashionable..your not afraid to splurge if it means you gonna look hott!
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Which American City Are You?

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.
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Your Birthdate: November 8
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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WHAT DESIGNER SUNGLASSES ARE YOU????

CHANEL
YOu are fun classy and you love when things go just right... your likley to have alot of frineds and be a natrual born leader!

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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


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A Romantic


70%

A Slave To BDSM


68%

Virgin


63%
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How romantic are you?

Sentimental sweet heart!
You are the type who just makes there heart melt.. GOOD JOB! You are as romantic as it gets!! Every moment with you makes ur g/f or b/f feel special

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PARIS "FUCKIN" HILTON THE GODDESS OF THE WORLD Donald Trump, GOD, Barry Bonds he because he is the greatest of all time, all the people in the world and just any up for a good time.
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Everything under the Sun. . . . .Well for starters I enjoy the vocal stylings of Jack Johnson, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, Natasha Beddingfield, Josh Groban, Blue October, Taking Back Sunday, The Killers, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Incubus, Paris Hilton, Ryan Cabrera, Jesse McCartney, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, Kelly Clarkson, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Sam Cook, Emerson Drive, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Lonestar, Gary Allan, James Blunt, Keane, Eurythmics, Madonna, DHT, Goo Goo Dolls, The Frey, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Gwen Steffani, Maroon 5, Foo Fighters, Toby Keith, The Used, Justin Timberlake, Aaliyah, Nine Inch Nails, Van Halen, Guns-N-Roses, Bo Bice, Clay Aikan, Brooks and Dunn, U2, Keith Urban, those are just the names of few. I also enjoy Oprea. It can be very relaxing after a hard days work. HA HA HA!

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What Zoolander Character are you???

Hansel
You grip it and you rip it. You crave excitement, especially the bungee. You also think you're too cool for school, but I've got news for you, Walter Cronkite, you aren't. Sometimes you get high and don't know if you're actually falling off Mt. Vesuvius are smoking peyote, but you're pretty cool.
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I love funny movies, horror, and romance movies. . . The 40 Year Old Virgin, Ancorhman The Ledgend Of Ron Burgandy, Emily Rose, Saw, I Robot, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Cruel Intentions, Hitch, The Ring, Day After Tomorrow, Somethng About Marry, Troy, Ametyville Horror, 50 First Dates, Ever After, Without A Paddle, Saved!, The Notebook, Stewie Griffen:The Untold Story, Band Camp, War Of The Worlds, White Chicks, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Sorority Boys, Blade, Boogie Nights, The Punisher, Dodgeball, Cable Guy, The Passion Of The Christ, Sin City and a whole lot more.

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I LOVE GREY'S ANATOMY, Baseball, Nip/Tuck,WWE Raw, The Real World, 8th & Ocean, Family Guy the funniest show EVER!!!, Seinfeld, American Idol, Room Raiders, Next, That 70's Show, King Of Queens, The Office, The Apprentice (Donald Trumps NOT Martha's), King Of The Hill, Sportcenter thats about It.


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PARIS HILTON for being so HOTT!! Let's see my mom and dad of course for making me, The President George W. Bush, Donald Trump, The New York Yankees and their 26 World Championships, Barry Bonds, My cousin Nick for making It to the NFL HELLS YEAHTake the quiz:
What is your political orientation?

Radical Conservative
You're a Radical Conservative! People better watch out for you... Your views are pretty far out there and you tend to hold very strongly to them. You'd get along with Republicans pretty well, until they tell you that you need to calm down. Bottom line: You're deranged.

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My Blog

"The Rocket" Roger Clemens

Back in the Bronx. Roger Clemens is coming back to the only team worth playing for. No not the fucking Braves who made it to the playoffs 100 years in a row and only won 1 championship. No not the Ast...
Posted by .:*CHRIS*HILTON*:. on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

3 Months Later Letter to my "NANA"

Well for anyone who doesn't know my grandmother passed away three months ago today (July 29, 2006). It's still kind of hard to put this whole thing into perspective. Thanks to that Christina Aguilera...
Posted by .:*CHRIS*HILTON*:. on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

FUCK IT***

FUCK IT*** I IN MY SHORT TIME HERE ON EARTH HAVE LEARNED THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU FOR WHATEVER REASON WEATHER YOUR: BLACK WHITE MEXICAN RICH POOR GAY STRAIGHT FAT OR UGLY THERE WI...
Posted by .:*CHRIS*HILTON*:. on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

2006 PROM KING

I just really want to take the time to thank everyone who made this dream of mine possible. LOL. I really enjoy the fact that alot of people voted for me over my other two oppenents. Now I can fi...
Posted by .:*CHRIS*HILTON*:. on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:20:00 PST