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ill bitch

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About Me



palmer's cocoa butter average 2x /day, constant personal hygiene, constant road rage, constant reelin', 2L+ of water /day, wOrKiN oUt approx. 5days /week, constant longing, aiming @ constant self-awareness, highly consistent, boy's haircut, men's basic crew neck t-shirt (one in every colour).

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aim SamanthaL33t
msn [email protected]
stickam /saml33t
hiptop email [email protected]

My Interests


scorpio.
single white female.
lol.


I'd like to meet:

big thick american thugs, with heaps o cash who want my gash.

Music:


KOL
DIZZEE RASCAL
sad gray
rahzel
among many others....

Movies:


fear and loathing in las vegas
little miss sunshine
the salton sea
spun
nothing
among many others....

Television:


the might boosh
wilfred
kenny vs. spenny
fairly odd parents
among a few others....

Books:


alice in wonderland by lewis carroll.
i enjoy reading fictional novels about people with demented lives. i much prefer novels that use modern language and grammer techniques, otherwise i find it too hard to grasp.

when it comes to writing, i love challenging modern gramatical techniques. i love to express detail using intensly descriptive language.

i also enjoy reading this:
aaron mills' hilarious blog.

Heroes:


there's a few people i dig.
morrison.
several artists, such as dali, warhol and basquiat. i truly enjoy studying them.

i also have undeniably incredible friends.

My Blog

ya’ll know i luff retelling my dreams m8!

omfgggggggok so youse know i have wicked vivid dreamz and i love telling them even though u dont wanna listen but plox read this it was so weird and scary.ok so it started off in the bedroom of this o...
Posted by ill bitch on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

toooo my friends. (important)

so i had this wicked shit few months when i was like hey i h8 everyone fuck offbut like im on this br00tal changing curve and trying to be positive again cause i need to change alot.so to those i pus...
Posted by ill bitch on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

rooooooooadtrip X)

me and lest are planning a road trip for like mid of end of this year and we need help with a few things......celeste says (10:18 PM):its okay me and yyou will fall inlove on our roadtrip with some ho...
Posted by ill bitch on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:03:00 PST

what im reelin


Posted by ill bitch on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:13:00 PST

atm my life consists of

fading my tanstressing about court tomorrowconstant use of cocoa butterwhinging about getting to adelaide but not actually doing much at all about movingdreaming about moving interstatelurking UK babe...
Posted by ill bitch on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:15:00 PST

WHY I LUV KVISH...

discussing moving interstate and kim says:KV says:just move here u dogKV says:u can seriously just live with me and my mum and she will pay for everythingKV says:and you can do my hair all day long...
Posted by ill bitch on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST

amazing lolz hahaaaaaaaaaaar

    http://www.fat-pie.com/supermario.htmthanks nathpure amazing.lolOLOlOlLOLllol
Posted by ill bitch on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

in all honesty.

in all honesty ive turned bitter and cold but maybe im better for iti dont give as many people a go as i used to. cause im sick of you all fucking... being shit. theres about 6 people i actually like....
Posted by ill bitch on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:54:00 PST

new years resos

the impersonal ones...MOVE TO ADELAIDEvisit melbourne and sydneyget a jobsave $$$for moving to adelaidemake new friendsrid self of bad influencesstick with gymchange hairchange attitudecare a little l...
Posted by ill bitch on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:35:00 PST

i’m

SO fed up.07 was so shit and 08's moving to slowi have no patiencebut i'm not content.wtfffffffs someone from uk shout me a ticket over and let me live in your house.
Posted by ill bitch on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST