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With a gimlet .. all things are possible!

About Me

What you see is what you get with me. My family, friends and my kitties (Sass & Buster) mean the world to me. I've got a big mouth and I speak my mind. I've been known to be *gulp* sarcastic (imagine that) and *double gulp* a bitch. I've also been known to be a big softy for the under dog, a friend in need (or want) and for all things animal.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... everlasting
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My TaTa's Names Are: Thelma and Louise
My Girl Parts Are Named: The Vice of Love

My Interests

Family and friends, animals, live music, a good book, the great outdoors .. what else is there? Well, ok .. road trips, gimlets, Bootie LA & mashups, Wahoo's, champagne, Marlboro ultra light 100 menthols , my monkeys, schweaty balls, Jager, watching the sun rise, weimaraners, not being afraid to be a complete idiot when meeting people that I've always wanted to meet, a good long laugh, talking until the wee hours of the morning .. you know .. the finer things in life!
Your Ideal man is Trent Reznor.

I'd like to meet:

Let's see ... oh yes, yes .. Dave Grohl, Trent Reznor, Robert Downey Jr. and James Spader. And the gang from Dunder Mifflin (I heart Jim & Pam. I mean come on now, John Krasinski makes me all giggley and tingley!) Oh, from here you mean .. anyone who can handle a little sarcasm and has a wicked sense of humor!

Music:

Ahhhhhhhhhh .. I love me some music! My taste has been called eclectic, I think it's more mood driven. Hmmmmmm ~ bring on the rock, baby; a strong bass line and heavy drums set my heart a flutter. I totally admit to still adoring Duran Duran (ever since I was 8 years old). My friends know of my affinity for The Cult. Aside from those two, in no particular order: (As not to get any shit right off the bat) Blue_NINE.a, Nine Inch Nails, Beastie Boys, Portishead, Massive Attack, Lords of Acid, Bjork, David Bowie, Tool, Queens Of The Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Sting/The Police, D Mode, Erasure, English Beat, Eurythmics, Crowded House, Bryan Ferry, Fugazi, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, INXS, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Pet Shop Boys, Porno For Pyros, Janes Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers (not so much the last album .. way too soft for my liking), Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Pistols, They Might Be Giants, Violent Femmes, Crystal Method, Ella Fitzgerald, ACDC, Neurotic Outsiders, Camp Freddy, Campfire Girls, Aphex Twins, Tesla, Queen, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver, Johnny Cash, Bush, Snake River Conspiracy, Coldplay, Tori Amos, Elvis Costello, Psych Furs, Love Spit Love, STP, Radiohead, The Pixies, The Posies, Smithereens, The Smiths/Morrissey, Voice Of The Beehive, Damien Rice, Jill Scott, Boingo, Garbage, Iggy Pop ... and that's just for starters.

Movies:

Christ .. this'll take a minute or two: Amadeus, Apt Pupil, Almost Famous, American Beauty, American History X, Buffalo '66, Dangerous Liaisons, Fight Club, Garden State, High Fidelity, Kiss The Girls, Leaving Las Vegas, Less Than Zero, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Return To Paradise, Road To Perdition, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Secretary, Seven, Sex, Lies & Videotapes, Unfaithful (excluding Richard Gere's crappy acting in it), First Knight (excluding Richard Gere's crappy acting, particularly his fake crying), Seven, Shawshank Redemption, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars series, damn near anything John Huges (I'm a total product of the 80's and I'm proud of it!!: Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Weird Science and Pretty In Pink), Say Anything, Sleepy Hollow, Usual Suspects, Traffic, Oceans Eleven, (blame my parents for these ones ~ Oklahoma, Sound Of Music, My Fair Lady) Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Tommy Boy, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and the list goes on ...

Television:

Of all time: Twin Peaks; THE OFFICE, Arrested Development, LOST, 24, Letterman and Conan, The Simpsons, South Park, That 70's Show .. I try not to watch too much tv. It rots the brain, ya know. Anyone who watches The Office and has an affection for JAM as I do, that clip sums up season three and entirely made my day!

The Office - Corner Hit!

Add this to your page! - And remember, you have to BELIEVE!

Books:

My ALL TIME favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Some of my favorite authors are Ann Rule, Charles Bukowski, Edgar Allen Poe, Hubert Selby Jr., Bret Easton Ellis, John Steinbeck ... I finally gave in recently and read the Harry Potter books. MUCH better than I was expecting. A really cool read that was recommended to me and that I recommended to the people I know who love to read as much as I do is Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. I just started a Phillip K. Dick book .. should be reading it instead of typing .... Dan Brown's Angels & Demons .. fuckin loved it! Da Vinci Code was good but A & D kicked ass.

Heroes:

Atticus Finch, my Bootie shakers S & J, A+D, those with the courage to pose in Spencer Tunick pictures and people who wake up every day and LIVE life - not just exist and/or muddle through. For anyone in need of a wedding planner or knows someone who may need one, my frind Leanne is a certified wedding planner. She is professional, trustworthy and tender heartedly devoted to making a couples dream day an absolute slice of heaven.

My Blog

How I came to spend a night with Dave Grohl ...

I got an e-mail from the Foo Fighters website on Wednesday mentioning that there would be a secret show the following night in the So Cal area for people who could answer the following questions: 1. W...
Posted by Bitch on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

Happy days are here again ....

I    GOT    THE    JOB   ! ! ! ! ! After two interviews and multiple tests 3 weeks ago,  I went back for a final interview this mornin...
Posted by Bitch on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

Keep your fingers crossed!

I just had an interview for a job that I'd REALLY like to get. I've got a second interview tomorrow morning so please keep your fingers crossed that they'll love me so much that they offer me the job ...
Posted by Bitch on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

Needles galore ..

So I woke up one day last week with only one major plan for the day: I had a date with a needle. I went down to the local Red Cross and donated some much needed blood. As anyone who has ever donated...
Posted by Bitch on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:41:00 PST

Wooo Hooo .. one of my happiest days in 3 years!!!

My family is home!!!   As some of you who know me well know, I love my family. I got a serious kick in the gut three years ago when my sister and her family had to move to Hawaii as a result of m...
Posted by Bitch on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

I'm gonna go see The Police!

I just got my tickets to go see The Police!!! Instead of making mention about how "unfavorable" the seats are, I am way too excited about getting to see The Police perform live! Not to mention that I...
Posted by Bitch on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

Two years in a row ..

..> Best Hard Rock Performance (For solo, duo, group or collaborative performances, with vocals. Singles or Tracks only.) Crazy BitchBuckcherry[Eleven Seven Music] Every Day Is Exactly The Sam...
Posted by Bitch on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

Anyone looking for a dose of good ol Rock n Roll?!

(Thanx DesertMofo for the heads up ..) THE CULT will make its first live appearance of 2007 on February 24 at California Speedway in Fontana, California. The concert, which begins at 8:00 p.m., is a p...
Posted by Bitch on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Holy Crap .. I Finally Did It!!!!

After 14 1/2 years of working for the same company, I gave my two week notice today!!!!!! Some of you, more than others, know how unhappy I was with my job and how I had grown to basically l...
Posted by Bitch on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

What a cruel joke!

OK .. anyone who knows me knows that I was born with the gift of gab. To the detriment of my free time in elementary school, junior high and well into high school, I've always been a talker. So imagin...
Posted by Bitch on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST