wam

here is a poem to describe me BY ALICE (sorry, i dont know how to make the letters big). the poem is very good though, despite being written by alice:there is a boy called wam ::he would entertain you ::when stuck in a traffic jam ::and about his viral laryngitis ::we don't give a damn! ::he's has many a crazy night ::and come back covered in jam ::and often in maths he can be ::quite the 12 year old madame. ::and although he'll steal your calculator ::in an evil sleasy scam, ::he'll always give it back to you ::in time for your AS exam. ::he is an unbeliever ::(unlike abraham) ::and he doesn't like it when i talk ::in the manner of uncle sam. ::if there was a competition for metaphors ::he'd win the grand slam. ::and although i'm sure he could have, ::he didnt fight in 'nam, ::he'd probably rather stay at home::and eat a leg of lamb::his name sounds like an 80s band::i think it was called wham!::and to emphasise his greatness::this poem is written all in iamb!