Tim

by Katelyn...Tim is a bad mother fucker. No, he’s not a ninja. He doesn’t rob old ladies or hold up banks, but he’s THE bad mother fucker. If you want a “That 70’s Show” feel visit Tim’s basement. It rocks. Tim is the kind of guy you can call at four in the morning, and he’ll be there for you. He’ll instruct you on how to correctly plunge your toilet. He is the nicest, most genuine guy you will ever meet. He likes classic Hot Wheels cars. Tim is always open and honest. He likes to go record shopping and wears cooler glasses than you. He has a cute little strut. He’s got soul but he’s not a soldier. He has two dope-ass rides and will only let hot chicks drive them. Tim complains about going over his minutes, but will talk to Katelyn on the phone for an hour and a half. He doesn’t like when you drink the rest of the water before bed and sleeps in an Ice Box. Tim is the kind of friend everyone should have. He’s loyal, respectful, respectable and will offer you his last beer. Simply put, Tim is a bad mother fucker.