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I wear a lot of dresses because i'm too lazy to find a clean pair of jeans.I'm gettin married to a sexy guy named, Josh.




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camel snus?

should be called "Camel Shityourpants"If you are not familiar with these little nicotine morsels, let me fill you in.Josh went to the gas station yesterday to pick up some smokes and the lady gave him...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:59:00 GMT

giant pizza slices

I was going to start off with mentioning that I have been laying on the couch in the same position for the past 5 or so hours, doing absolutely nothing except playing Neopets, and creating a mental Ch...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:31:00 GMT

are you fucking serious, man?

I really wish, "homicidal" was an option for moods on here. Josh and I went to Pizza Hut for lunch today because we always go to Mazzio's so we wanted to put a little hop/skip in our step, change thin...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:55:00 GMT

just a bad day

I present to you a long, unorganized rant with very little punctuation. :-)   So, I wake up around 11ish to multiple missed calls from my boss. I listen to my voicemail and she's franic beca...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:49:00 GMT

well, thats nice UPDATED with some more crap

The last day that I have worked was Monday. My boss told me that she would call me and tell me if I come in Tuesday. I waited and she didn't call or anything. I was just like, "okay, I guess I don't w...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:27:00 GMT

what does a Jew do after his friends leave?

He checks the sofa for loose change.   And so do I, cause dis nuccas broke. Not really. I quit my pulled pork sliggin job on Tuesday though. I am currently playing neopets(yeah, I do that), and ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:46:00 GMT

I can feel my brain melting

I have to write another stupid essay for Academic Writing. My teacher is the lady that I worked with whenever i was a library slave. I suppose it has its benefits. She calls on me every time she asks ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:37:00 GMT

damn

i have this stupid paraphrasing paper due tomorrow at 8 frickin oclock. can't think....can't read...totally can't function. watched a baby being born in health today(on the big screen no less) it was ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:46:00 GMT

soup

I went to crystal and reno's last night..we ended up going to midtown and then to pizza d's. i drank waaay too much.. i recall drinking 2 margaritas(before i went out) a shot of jack, a wash...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:17:00 GMT

bbbbbblaaahdadargh

i feel like shit and i hate circa survive...circa survive made my stomach hurt. probably the cookies from the vending machine too. i don't think i was suppose to eat those. i'm going to go lay in bed ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:17:00 GMT