THINGS I LOVE: CHICKS WITH PIG TAILS, BEER, MINI SKIRTS, TIGHT SHIRTS, LIVE MUSIC, GOING TO THE BARS, RACING CARS, WHIPS, HANDCUFFS, SPEAR FISHING, BEER BONGS, BEER PONG, GO GO BOOTS, MY MOST FAVORITE GIRL, IRISH CAR BOMBS, MOTORCYCLES, THE BEACH, BUNGEE JUMPING, BOY CUT SHORTS, PICKLES, SUBLIME, CHICKS WITH BLACK HAIR, PLAYING THE GUITAR, FOOTBALL, BON FIRES, SKY DIVING, WEEZER, WATER TUBING, SHOOTIN GUNS, NATTY LIGHT, STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, PINK FLOYD, MY FAMILY, KISSING IN THE RAIN, COUNTRY THUNDER, CLIFF JUMPIN, PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, STAYING UP TILL DAWN GETTIN WASTED, THROWING DARTS, FUNNY MOVIES, FISH NET STOCKINGS, THE BEARS AND CUBS, P.B.R, THE U.S. OF A., SOFTBALL, KEGGERS, ST. PATS DAY, OCTOBER FEST, TITS ARE THE BEST, THE GENERAL, FISHING, BEING IRISH, KICKIN THE SHIT OUT OF TOADS, EVERCLEAR, OLDSTYLE, THONGS, THUNDER AND LIGHTNING, TRANS AMS, TATOOS, SCUBA DIVING, THE BLACK BETTY SONG, SPENDING MONEY, MY BRONCO, SKINNY DIPPING, KEGGER KICKBALL, AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER SHIT.
The Gent
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twenty Nine
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Big Johnny Johnston
Get Your HITMAN Name
AWSOME-
Name: SPEEDO
Birthdate: 9-18-83
Birthplace: LAKE FOREST IL
Current Location: HAWAII
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 6'5"
Weight: FAT
Piercings: 3
Tatoos: 5
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: YUP
Overused Phraze: It Happens
FAVORITES
Food: LOBSTER
Candy: 3 MUSKETEERS
Number: 5
Color: BLACK & PINK
Animal: MONKEY
Drink: BEER
Alcohol Drink: BEER
Bagel: ONION
Letter: E
Body Part on Opposite sex: EYES or LIPS
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: STRAWBERRY
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla VANILLA
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: HOT CHOCOLATE
Kiss or Hug: BOTH
Dog or Cat: DOGS( I FUCKIN HATE CATS)
Rap or Punk: PUNK
Summer or Winter: BOTH
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: FUNNY
Love or Money: I LOVE MONEY
YOUR...
Bedtime: WHEN EVER I PASS OUT
Most Missed Memory: HOME
Best phyiscal feature: MY
First Thought Waking Up: FUCK
Goal for this year: LIVE THROUGH IT
Best Friends: JP, JOSH, SHAYNE, MIKE
Weakness: EVERYTHING
Fears: NOT BEING A GOOD FATHER
Heritage: IRISH, GERMAN, POLISH
Longest relationship: Still Counting
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: ALL THE FUCKIN TIME
Ever Smoked: YUP
Pot: YUP
Ever been Drunk: AGAIN ALL THE TIME
Ever been beaten up: YUP
Ever beaten someone up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: MAYBE
Ever Skinny Dipped: YEP
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT
Been Dumped Lately: DONT THINK SO
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: BLUE
Favorite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long: EITHER (BUT NOT REALLY REALLY LONG)
Height: WHAT EVER
Style: DON'T MATTER
Looks or Personality: PERSONALITY
Hot or Cute CUTE
Drugs and Alcohol: ALL THE TIME
Muscular or Really Skinny: IN THE MIDDLE
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: NONE
What country do you want to Visit: IRELAND
How do you want to Die: DRUNK
Been to the Mall Lately: YUP
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE EM
Get along with your Parents: YES
Health Freak: NOPE
Do you think your Attractive: WHEN IM DRUNK
Believe in Yourself: YUP
Want to go to College: MAYBE
Do you Smoke: YEAH
Do you Drink: YUP
Shower Daily: YES
Been in Love: ONCE UPON A TIME
Do you Sing: TO MUCH
Want to get Married: YEAH
Do you want Children: YUP
Have your future kids names planned out: NOPE
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: TO LATE
Hate anyone: COULD NAME A FEW
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
