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Butcher

Happiness is a lit fuse.

About Me



Ok, put simply... I am often goofy, seldom deliberately hurtfull, and
ALWAYS eager for a drink, a word, a joke, a fondle
and a general good time of it all. If you do not know me, then believe everything I just wrote.
If you know me, then shut up and don't ruin it for the rest of us.
If you would like to get to know me then drop me some mail.
If you wish you could forget me then take a pill.
I will respond to almost all mail, unless it's hate mail, then...
FUCK YOU, GO TO HELL!!
I tend to grant no add requests
unless they're accompanied by mail, So say hi before you stroke me.
seizure.

My Interests

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Boucher has varied interests, including art, poetry, porn, and Guinness.

He also paints, dabbles with airbrushing, glass etching, metalworking, woodcarving, design and creation of alternative musical instruments, such as pan flutes, didgeridoo, and various percussion instruments. Circuit bending, synth, programing, and piracy

He takes his drinking VERY seriously and has never met an imbibable he did not enjoy. His favorite drink is liquid. His worst fear is a lack of insobriety in the face of lunatics.

I'd like to meet:

Butcher likes people who aren't afraid to completely fail to put on airs. He also seems to enjoy an utter lack of spontaneous cumbustion on the part of those he happens to be conversing with. If all goes well, he will die and pass on to the ether having never met another Jahova Witness. If you meet him in passing on the street, be sure to remind him who he is, where it seems he was going and just what he might have done with his youthful exuberance about life in general and mass intellect in particular. If you should find him blissfully unconcious on a bar-room floor, please leave him there, he's having the time of his life, to be sure. In conclusion; Butcher has met everyone he was supposed to meet and anyone else is therefore... at this point... pure bonus.

Music:

Hardcore Techno
Eastern Bloc Industrial
Reggae
Metal
Aboriginal Didgeridoo.
Specifics include;
Skinny Puppy

Front 242

Frontline Assembly

Stereo Taxic Device

BiGod 20

667
Apotheosis
Prototype 909
Tungsten Coil

Reznor B-sides
Download
Cyberactiv
Hypnotik
Holger Czukay
Sleep Chamber

Mentallo and The Fixer
Klute
Re-Laborat
The Tear Garden

Death
GWAR
Brujeria

Asesino

S.O.D.
Obituary
DEADHOUSE
Die Krupps
Forbidden
Entombed
Judas Priest
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple
Edgar Winters
Pink Floyd
CAN
Osric Tentacles

Firehose
Charles Mingus
and the all time greatest...
ROY ORBISON!!!

Movies:

Akira
Tetsuo the Iron Man
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Taxi Driver

The Exorcist

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf and...
Cyrano DeBergerac
!!

Television:

Cartoon network
comedy central
TLC
the History channel
Sci-Fi
SUN
Starz
PBS and...
Dicovery.
Oh, and Archie Bunker frickin rules ALL!!!!

Books:

Hard to find horror?
This is the place to get it!

.."+4"BLOODLETTING BOOKS Click here for FEAR!!
Check it out!! Boucher reads at about 5000 words a minute so books don't have a chance against him. But...
Plato, the republic
H.P. Lovecraft
Brian Lumly

Issac Asimov
DOUGLAS ADDAMS!!!! (42)

and...
Hunter Thompson. (RIP)

My Blog

Walking.

  It begins many years ago, I was 15yo I think. I left my parents home because I believed I was being protected from life. That my parents were sheltering me from the cruelty of living (which is ...
Posted by Butcher on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

False Sky..not blue.

Lie down to sleep, counting sheep. Slip through the sheets, hearing lambs weep for me. Tinkling glass and the echo of a scream, what's left of me but the dream...the dream.   I can't breathe. Ha...
Posted by Butcher on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

Old spells

Figures, I can almost hear the scream of parchment as another leaf is torn from it's binding. Old spells are familliar and come quick to tongue, but lack the potency that some modern situations requir...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:45:00 PST

The toast.

My mission tonite...to bathe the truth in so much abstract imagery that it becomes nearly transparent. My blessed revelation to myself at a moment close to slumber has roused me from my bed to pen thi...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:03:00 PST

On Chaos

What might the coalition between words and chaos be? One might be shocked to see just how powerful a word is. I shocked myself with a word. With but a single utterance, the power to unleash much ...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST

Splashed

The field is green now and I see a yellow tower of happiness not too far away. I see a black scepter spilling blood upon a garden of off white lilies. I see folded blankets, like old ideas, sort of al...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST

werdz, so what.

I died, spiraling downward through listlessness. Stormclouds of gloom'd thought pound their way across my mindscape. White-hot lightning flashes images of playfull bliss, violent whispers about nothin...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:20:00 PST

The question.

The Question Of HELL: A retiring Physical Chemistry Professor was setting up his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored with it all, and having a well ke...
Posted by Butcher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST