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About Me

Rani is the name. Youre not me. Too bad, so sad....I am the definition of the word "cool"......I intend to live forever...so far so good....I hope that life isn't just one big fat joke cuz I still don't get it......I wish it was still the 80's cuz apparently Im still stuck in that time zone.....I change my hair color probably more than some of you change your underwear....Most people would consider me a "hippie"....its whatever, but I pretty much have to agree with them.....I think God is Dwight Yoakam in disguise...or maybe Alanis Morisette. Im still workin on my theory for that.......Im alot of fun and i like to have fun. If youre not fun I hate you and i love to rub it in your face non stop about my hate for you and how much of a fun nazi you are......Good times are what I aim for and Ima pretty good shot so dont get in the way....Most people I meet or know have taken a fascination to me....If you dont like me Ill gut you like a fish...........Love is something that doesnt exist...kinda like the lochness monster or low fat foods......If you disagree with me on anything I say then you better watch your ass. Im always right. Period. End of discussion.......anywhoo, im pretty hip to tha jive. If you wanna know anything else about me then thats too bad sucka.Yea so I pretty much love this girl. She's my lil gangster wigger bestie for eber n eber. Hahahahahhaha



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My Interests

O F F I C I A L R U L E S O F P A R T Y I N G W I T H T H E R A I N M A K E R :
R u l e N u m b e r 1 , R u l e s A r e M a d e T o B e B r o k e n .
R u l e N u m b e r 2 , T h e r e A r e N o R u l e s .
R u l e N u m b e r 3 , B r e a k R u l e N u m b e r 2 A n d I ' l l B r e a k Y o u r F a c e .
R u l e N u m b e r 4 , I f I ' v e G o t M y B i g G i r l P a n t i e s O n T h e n I M a k e M y O w n R u l e s ( T h a t s A l w a y s ) .
R u l e N u m b e r 5 , G o o d T i m e s I s W h a t I A i m F o r , A n d I ' m A P r e t t y G o o d S h o t , S o D o n t G e t I n T h e W a y .
R u l e N u m b e r 6 , Y o u C a n P a r t y W i t h M e A n d M y F r i e n d s A n y t i m e , B u t Y o u H a v e T o H a v e F u n O r Y o u W i l l W a l k H o m e .
R u l e N u m b e r 7 , I f Y o u L a u g h A n d M a k e F u n O f M Y C o s t u m e I m W e a r i n g T h a t s A w e s o m e , I f Y o u T a k e W h a t I W e a r S e r i o u s l y . . . . T h e n Y o u S h o u l d P r o b a b l y R e f e r T o T h e
C o n s e q u e n c e s O f R u l e N u m b e r 3 .
R u l e N u m b e r 8 , D o n ' t G e t M a d I f W e G o T o J a i l , J a i l I s N o t T h a t B a d , E v e r y b o d y s B e e n T o J a i l . I f Y o u H a v e n ' t B e e n , Y o u M i g h t K e e p T h a t T o Y o u r s e l f U n l e s s Y o u W a n t T o G o .

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Heroes:

... ..R.I.P. EMILY IRENE SANDER 1989-2007---I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOULL EVER KNOW. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE. AND MAY YEARS AND YEARS OF SUFFERING RAIN DOWN ON THE SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKER THAT TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ALL OF US. WAIT FOR ME UP IN HEAVEN HONEY.