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Cheezus Rice!

About Me



I think the pack of hotdogs on the back of George Foremans neck is arousing. Im all about friends, booze and goodtimes (the non-brokeback kind).I'm now booking bands for Cabaloosa's in New Paltz saturday nights so if you got skizzilz drop me a line.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Our lord and savior, CHUCK F'ing NORRIS! the chick from total recall with 3 boobs, Col. Sanders, the blue guy from TRON, My biolgical parents, The guy who stole my bike in 7th grade, Randy Newman, Hunter S Thompson (before or after he died...Zombie thompson is fine) ,Pacman and the guy who invented reality TV so I can slowly castrate him with a melon baller or the teeth of his 1st born.

My Blog

One Crazy Night

I met her at the Outback Steakhouse, surprised? I sat alone at my table, listening to my mp3 player and eating the free bread. I was just about to leave (like I always do, after eating the free bread)...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:42:00 GMT

The drummer from Def Leopard only got 1 arm!!!!!

SO this is my first blog. 830 AM in my under-roo's on a friday. I feel as the sweedish say "FFFFFFSH" which means "holy sweedish unpants where has my IKEA catalog gone!" or a looser translation would ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:39:00 GMT