Our lord and savior, CHUCK F'ing NORRIS! the chick from total recall with 3 boobs, Col. Sanders, the blue guy from TRON, My biolgical parents, The guy who stole my bike in 7th grade, Randy Newman, Hunter S Thompson (before or after he died...Zombie thompson is fine) ,Pacman and the guy who invented reality TV so I can slowly castrate him with a melon baller or the teeth of his 1st born.