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lance

Tony Danza is my mortal enemy. (FOREVER)

About Me

I am sexy, smart, witty, creative, SARCASTIC and humble. I work at On The Border in the West End. In my free time I enjoy hanging out with friends, making music, drunken fights with friends (friendly like), PS2, Gamecube, my computer, making fun of people, and homicide. I am a smooth talking pimp daddy who LOOOOVVVVEEEEESSS the ladies. I don't know about the first part but I do love the ladies. Despite my cromagnum like attitude at times I am fairly intellectual. Stimulating people and conversation is something I require for sanity. I really like to laugh and think that life is much more enjoyable when I do. I think comedy is very essential to everday life and while not everything is a joke most everything is. So if you are not a complete dumbass and you like to laugh bring it!!!

My Interests

Making music, listening to music, movies (comedy and horror mostly), and beer.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag again. R.I.P. Betty Paige, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Morrison. Pretty much a lot of dead people.

Music:

NIN, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Gorillaz, The Rolling Stones, Primus, Buckethead, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dukkakah, Pig Destroyer, Dresdon Dolls, Alice Cooper, Prick, Pop Will Eat Itself, Sage Francis, Skinny Puppy, Coil, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Bling Bling (the guy on Bumfights), Old Man's Child, Martin Atkins, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Alice In Chains, STP, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, White Zombie, Massive Attack, Marilyn Manson, Fantomas, Richard Devine, GnR, Squarepusher, Weezer, Bjork, Panfuckintera, BLS, Jefferson Airplane, Johnny Cash, Anyone named Hank Williams (Sr. Jr. or III), Nirvana, Soundgarden, Cypress Hill, The Doors, Led Zepplin, Error, 99 Names of God, Cradle of Filth, Deftones, the dead hand system, Atari Teenage Riot, Most all of DHR, Butthole Surfers, Outkast, Pigface, Devildriver, Coal Chamber, Tenacious D, Down, SJR, Bleeding Through, Opeth, Patsy Cline, The Beastie Boys, Stabbing Westward, Mr Bungle, Dimmu, Plug, 12 Rounds, Beck, The Dust Brothers, Madonna (when she was a slut), Charlie Clouser, Alec Empire, Skold, Lamb of God, Fear Factory, Pig, Damageplan, Alice Cooper, Static X, Failure, Messhugah, Mastadon, Strapping Young Lad, Foo Fighters, Ween, The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Steve Miller Band, Big Dumb Face, Download, Ohgr, Otto Von Schirach, Cattle Decapitation, KMFDM, MDFMK, ODB, and a whole lot more I don't feel like typing.I would also like to add those pimp ass songs at the end of every episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Movies:

Run Ronnie Run, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Basketball, Team America, Cannibal the Musical, Old School, Anchorman, most Dolph Lundgren movies (Punisher, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier), The Evil Deads, Bongwater, Fight Club, Seven, The Life Aquatic, Orgazmo, What About Bob?, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (OG version), Wayne's World, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, Trashy Whores (a must see), Bumfights, House of a 1000 Corpses, 4 Rooms, Most of the Hellraiser series, Batman, Batman Returns, American Psycho, Strangeland, Office Space, Cecil B Demented, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Nosferatu, and again too many to mention.

Television:

Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Southpark, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, The Upright Citizens Brigade, and more.

Books:

The History of the Universe, The Rig Veda, Dianetics hehe..., The Koran, random Nietzsche, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Story of the Eye, Fight Club, Choke, SURVIVOR (my favorite), The Charles Manson Biography, The Necronomicon, The History of the Universe, Lullaby, Long Hard Road Out of Hell, The Fuck Up.......more.

Heroes:

Me. I am constantly impressed by me on an every day basis.

My Blog

RMR, Rob Zombie and TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! + Paper Chase and FTM.

    So this is a little late but I don't often take the time to 'blog" like someone living in 2006 should. I have been pretty busy this last couple weeks and thought that it might deser...
Posted by lance on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:21:00 PST

Buckethead

March 4th shalt be the day of the Bucket. His shredding wilt occur in the Ballroom of the Gypsys. Nay shalt be the one who doth not make himself seen. Though ears will flourish with the sounds of his ...
Posted by lance on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

DIMEBAG

    Its been just over a year since the fall of DIMEBAG. The celebration of his life that took place at my apartment 2 days ago went well. It went so well that I am just now fully recov...
Posted by lance on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:21:00 PST

I found a good quote.

Our knowledge of the Universe and ourselves can only grow when we live in doubt about all claims, fringe or orthodox. Otherwise, science is just the new religion. -Greg Taylor (Sub Rosa Magazine Issue...
Posted by lance on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:15:00 PST

Halloween

So I went to see NIN and it fucked kicked ass. DFA was a better opener than QOFTA. Life is boring as usual. Work, school, music, death. I have been browsing myspace today looking for old friends and w...
Posted by lance on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 04:45:00 PST

Its been a while (not a staind referance)

It has been a LONG fucking time since i've updated. Quite a bit has happened but i'll be brief because no one really reads this anyways besides Christina and a few others. I am gonna see NIN in 28 day...
Posted by lance on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:29:00 PST

With Teeth Clips

All the Love In the World The Collector Love Is Not Enough Every Day Is Exactly The Same Only Beside You In Time I really like track one a lot. I know this is just a taste but the album s...
Posted by lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

http://www.cereboso.com/malise/Malise_01.mp3

That is my friend Micheal's band. As of this post I have not heard it but they are playing next thursday at divison one. I am gonna go if I can. malise...
Posted by lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God is dead and no one cares.

Fucking presale NIN tickets sold out at 4:01pm when they went onsale at 4. Fucking hacker scalpers. I will probably get on guestlist myself but I don't know about the people who I was buying tickets f...
Posted by lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JFK?

I stole this test off of Christina's blog. I am sure that if and when she reads this she will find it amusing and accurate. What can I say I am a smooth talking pimp daddy who loooooooovvvveeessss the...
Posted by lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST