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Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo)

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

About Me

Ive been living in the Sacramento area for 9 years. Previously, I've spent 5 years in Moville Iowa. I understand why its refered to as "fly over" country. My Dad and a couple good friends are still trapped there. My brother and his family have moved to Texas and the Mom is a few miles away in Rocklin.Im past my "party phase" but still like to go out and have a good time. Though somewhere around 27 hangovers have started to feel potentially lethal and avoid them at all costs. I have evolved into the career type and am concentrating my efforts to advance in my field. Thats right, all responsible n' shit.I am the guitarist for Malcom Bliss and will be tearing up the local music scene in Sactown this summer. For me, there is no greater joy than creating music. My world revolves around it. It centers me. I strive to always improve as a player and songwriter.I live for the love of life. I am close with my family and am blessed with great friends. Music and cooking are my passions. Boredom is my greatest enemy. Humor and good company are my allies in annihilating that fucker out of existence.

My Interests

Music (listening, performing, jamming, practicing, teaching......I miss teaching), Good taquila, Dating, Girls, Laughing, When Good Pets Go Bad And Maim People, Fine Art, Cooking, Wine, Good Beer, Goats, Tattoos, Education/college, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, hangin out with friends, clubbin' (baby seals), Going out to local rock shows (support the local scene!)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jesus Christ. Though the language barrier would be an issue it would still be cool. Maybe we could communicate by charades, a puppet show or maybe interpretive dance. That’s what I want, to meet a dancing puppeteer miming messiah. I would be in awe in such a spectacle but I don't think it would be good for his image. Id like to shoot the shit with Les Claypool, Eddie VanHalen and John Petruchi. I'd like to armwrestle George W. Bush and box Muhammad Ali. Yes, I know hes old and crippled and all but it would be sick to know that I beat a legend. I'd like to meet people that are driven, intelligent, unique and have a sense of humor. I hope to meet the right girl someday and all will fall into place. It's a good theory at least...

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Music:

Check this out!!!Malcom Bliss!!!, With Passion, Drop Seven, Thend, InFlames, Meshuggah, Atreyu, Bloodhound Gang, Nine inch Nails, Children of Bodom, Deftones, Korn, SLAYER, KMFDM, Alice in Chians, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Soundgarden, Slipknot, Gojira, Dream Theatre, Machine Head, The Haunted, The Crown, At The Gates, Dire Straits, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, James Brown, Strung Out, Sir MixaLot, Jay-Z, RedHotChiliPeppers, LambofGod, Sublime, GunsN'Roses, Mudvayne, AFI, Pantera, Queens of the stone age, The White Stripes, Dr. Dre, Tool, Janes Addiction, Opeth, Muse, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, The Cure, Shadows Fall, Type O Negative, Prince, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Black Sabbath, Hella, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, 80's Hair Metal and "skinny tie bands", Occational acid Jazz and the sound of one hand clapping.John5 can play some badass country. Hail the mighty Meshuggah RIP Dimebag Darrell More country! Randy Rhoads...where it all began for me.

Movies:

Anything by Stanley Kubrick (Full Metal Jacket is my fav), Nepolian Dynamite (fuckin Hilarious), the original 3 StarWars, Anything by Quentin Terintino, American Psycho, The Shining, Donnie Darko, The Friday movies, Fight Club, Hitch, Boondock Saints, The big Lebowski, The Exorcist, Indiana Jones movies, War movies, anything that makes you think, and is NOT: starring Steven Segual, produced by MTV, has cheezy computer animation, about da hood or sappy chick flicks.

Television:

The news (a balance between FOX and CNN), Adult Swim, Comedy Central, History Channel, Discovery, Food network, VH1. Not too much TV really.

Books:

America (the book)- John Stewart, The Money Book for the Young Fabulous and Broke- Suzy Orman

Heroes:

I dont think I really have any anymore. Sad.

My Blog

Future Conversation with Grandson. I can see it now.....

Nate: I see you noticed my arm. Grandson: Yeah. What's that all about? N: It's a tribal tattoo. G: Oh? Where you part of a tribe when you were young or something? N: No. It's just something silly whit...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST

SanFrancisco MOMA

In  one of my favorite movies, Full Metal Jacket, the drill instructor tells private Pile "My God. Youre so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!". I now know how much truth this state...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kidney stones

Yesterday God's finger was set on "smite". Yours truely was the target. Ive never, nor ever will experiance firsthand the pain of child birth, but that is what everyone seems to liken the kidney stone...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Intro to Girls 101

I thought this was good, so I added it as a blog entry. I dont have time to be orginal anymore. Body: I agree, more guys should treat their ladies good. Afterall, we expect the same from them. - ...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

angels

I work WAYYYYY too much. the only time I get to have uninterrupted thought is when Im taking a crap. I have recently come to some great revelations when on the can yesterday. For example, In christian...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All bout Nate Blog

yes i did it. okay ... * Full name: Nathan* Birthday: 7/27/1977* Eyes: hazel* Hair: dark brown* Height: 6'* Shoe Size: 12* Who lives with you: Mike and Scott* When is your bedtime?: Round 1 or 2 am---...
Posted by Sir Higgins (The Duke of Monte Carlo) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST