But I CAN'T be guilty, I'm on TV!!!

About Me

Your IQ Is 170
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Genius
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There are too many sides of me to describe them all on a silly internet website like this. We'll just say that I'm more complex than a rubix cube but yet simple and easy going at the same time. I have been dubbed a genius by my friends. I think that's a stretch but I will take credit for being a master of sarcasm. People tell me that I'm witty and brilliant with words. I'll sum it up with this: I can make left go right and just when you think you got all the answers, I change the questions!
I've lived in Vegas my entire life, born and raised. Although I've never left the city, I've moved 17 times in my life. So I lose people a little easier than I'd like to admit. If I once knew you, shoot me an e-mail, I'd love to hear from ya! And NO that's not me in the picture. I worked in the tanning business for over 3 years and never achieved a tan, let alone one like that!

My Interests

Pro wrestling, electronics, politics and world events, business endeavors, making fun of my friends, beards, and anal sex

I'd like to meet:

Andy Kaufman
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Retrospective Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Music:

Mostly classic rock like Boston, Pink Floyd, Queen, some Led Zeppelin, Journey, The Beatles, Def Leppard, Van Halen, The Doors, Ozzy, Guns N Roses, some hair bands like Whitesnake, The Scorpions, Europe, some Dokken, and some modern rock like Godsmack, Nirvana, Offspring, Metallica (old Metallica, new Metallica sucks worse than my ex-girlfriend), some White Zombie, some Rob Zombie, and a weird variety of random shit including The Monkees, Santana, Michael Jackson (black Michael, not white Michael), Paul McCartney, some Kool and the Gang, and some Alice in Chains.

Movies:

Naked Gun, Ghostbusters, all Rocky movies, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bulworth, JFK, Man on the Moon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Number 23, anything with an X rating,

Television:

Monday Night Raw, Chappelle's Show, Howard Stern, Three's Company, All in the Family, Sanford & Son, King of Cars, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Hogan Knows Best, The A-Team, and any Detective/Forensic Shows on Court TV or Discovery Channel

Books:

"Have a Nice Day: A tale of blood and sweatsocks" by Mick Foley, "Dude Where's my Country" by Michael Moore, "I Ain't Got Time to Bleed" by Jesse Ventura

Heroes:

I am my own hero. I am who I am because of me and nobody else. I am despised by my relatives for not abandoning my beliefs for theirs. My family members avoid asking my opinions because they are scared of the answers. "I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries" - Simon & Garfunkel

I am always taken way too seriously and literally by people who just don't get it or get me. I am willing to say anything to get a laugh out of somebody, even if it means saying something overly offensive. "For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't believe, no explanation will do" - Jeff Jarrett.