"Before He Cheats"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...And he don't know...That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know...That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.I might saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats...Oh, you know it won't be on me!Ohh... not on me... Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...Ohh... before he cheats...