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Kid Presentable

I am here for Friends

About Me

The present sucks. The past rocks.

My Interests

Fighting, Fighting you, Fighting your mom

I'd like to meet:

People/things who fufill any of the following:

People who say things I haven't heard a thousand times before + People with amazing skills + People who've triumphed over great hardships + People who know how the world works + People who behave like machines + Machines that behave like people + Animals that can speak + Monsters from space.

And the ghost of Oscar Wilde.

Music:

Bloc Party, Bowie, Bob Dylan, The Clash, The Cure, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Talking Heads, The Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, THE WHO + everything else
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Movies:

24 Hour Party People, 28 Days Later, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Blues Brothers, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Clerks, Clerks II, Dawn Of The Dead (Classic and Modern), Ghostbusters, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Labyrinth, Little Miss Sunshine, Mallrats, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rules of Attraction, Serenity, The Warriors

Television:

Arrested Development, Firefly, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, The Young Ones

Books:

First and foremost the Grant Morrison canon: E is For Extinction, Imperial, New Worlds, Riot at Xavier’s, Assault on Weapon Plus, Planet X, Here Comes Tomorrow
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Anything by Terry Pratchett
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Animal Farm, Cell, Day of The Triffids, It, Life of Pi, Mankind: Have a Nice Day, Metamorphosis, Runaways, Scott Pilgrim, Slaughterhouse 5, The Island of Dr.Moreau, The Running Man, War of The Worlds, WE3, X-Statix, Y:The Last Man

Heroes:

The man who invented science

My Blog

Fuck you Matchbox 20

Fuck you Matchbox 20.Right in the eye."Exile On Mainstream"?Oh yeah,I see what you did there.How clever.Have a grammy,an emmy,a peabody,an academy award and the nobel prize in chemistry for how fuckin...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

Ten Songs I Dig Right Now 23rd/9th/2007

1. Broken Social Scene  I'm Still Your Fag2. Television  Elevation3. Lupe Fiasco  The Cool4. Magazine - Parade5. Interpol  Untitled6. Bloc Party  Like Eating Glass7. Daft Punk  Human After All8....
Posted by Kid Presentable on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

Ten Songs I Dig Right Now 7th/9th/2007

1. Joy Division - "Disorder"2. Elvis Costello - "I'm Not Angry"3. Tori Amos - "Bouncing Off Clouds"4. Junior Senior - "Dance,Chance,Romance"5. Interpol - "Next Exit"6. Public Enemy - "Bring The Noise"...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:06:00 PST

Revelation

You Are Fozzie Bear"Wocka! Wocka!"You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.If only your routine didn't always bomb!You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jo...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:36:00 PST

Two owls,two days

We're under attack!Man blogging stations.Stop.Collaborate and listen.Steven's back with a blog about owls.I've gone nigh on two decades without seeing an owl so seeing two within the confines of a two...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Bicycle-cycle-bicycle-cycle-bicycle-cycle

Greetings fellow prisoners.I hope this evening finds you well and relatively tick free.Now as some of you may or may not know I try to ride my bike as much as possible.If my intended destination is le...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

The blog wherein there is swearing

I am going out of my fucking head!Sweet honkey Jesus do I fucking hate living at fucking home.I don't fucking envy thirteen year olds.I could theoretically leave but then where the fuck would I put al...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:53:00 PST

Womb with a view

I had the greatest idea ever last night.A womb themed nightclub.Imagine it if you will.A subterranean club bathed entirely in red light with a swimming pool and squishy mental asylum style walls.We wo...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

So divine

New profile look to reflect a new outlook on life.It's minimalist.So minimalist it hurts.On a comletely different note I heard through the grape vine that first US president George Washington had like...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:57:00 PST

"CRUNK" ?

The other day,while regaling people with a sordid tale of my misspent youth on the end of a vodka bottle,someone declared that my actions were "truly crunk"."Crunk" ?.What the hell is that?Some acrony...
Posted by Kid Presentable on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST