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There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 MinutesSome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth downChuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks themHuman cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe
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i like all kids of music but mostly rock and heavy metal. my favorite band of all time is nirvana. i like the old stuff to like pink floyd, the stone, the eagles, styx,the doors, from the newer rock and metal i like rage, korn, soad, slipknot, staind, union underground, dope, sublime, chile peppers, green day, 311, third eye blind. you know too much music to name.I know its been hard being away from each other babe. the past six months have been hard. we just gotta stick together babe. just know how much i love and appreciate you being here for me since the day we got together in 2003 before i left for iraq the first time. i cant wait till im home with you by your side sharing our lives together and starting our family. were almost there .....
ILL BE HOME WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS BABE!
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Has any one ever farted in your face and made your breath stink?.................If you wipe your ass with a dirty gym sock will you get athletes ass?Free Myspace GraphicsFree Myspace Graphics
Books:
in company of soldiers, in company of heros, and of course my own book that i wrote the first time i was deployed to iraq chamber of thoughts you can find it at www.authorhouse.com and do a search for chamber of thoughts
