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hoots

Let the bridges I burn light my way

About Me

Drink too much, sleep too little, always making bad decisions. But I have great family and friends so it kinda equals itrself out.

My Interests

Cheap whiskey, expensive scotch, smoking marlboro reds, and going on bike rides.

I'd like to meet:

My real dad.

Music:

The Commintment Project

Movies:

There is this movie that me, Carl, Neill and Jessica made and I got to kiss Jessica at the end of the movie. That might be my favorite next to Karate KId

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, History Chanell, Discovery Chanell,, and Cinemax Soft Core Porn

Books:

Suicide Girls

Heroes:

My pet rock jujubee RIP 2000-2006

My Blog

Hookers Paradise

Everything you are about to read took place on the night of  July 31st 2006, the names have been changed so u cant harass the guilty but to most importantly protect the one person who is innocent...
Posted by hoots on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

My parents and Jesus gave me a name!!

If you know my real first and last name thenyou are a true friend!! This fuckn whiskey gots me fussed up right now and i dont fuckin care to see the daylightg of saturday!! If you really love me then ...
Posted by hoots on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST

Fuck Gila River Casino

I am writing this right now pissed off, depressed, yip yapped out, and drunk. I just lost $330 in the last 2 days gambling at the casino. Now I am broke again for another 2 weeks forced to eat top ram...
Posted by hoots on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:34:00 PST

6 pack of beer and 3 v's

Last night I ate 3 valumes and drank a six pack by myself while watching TV. First I watched some bullshit shows until Rescue Me came on. By that point I was so fucked up off the valumes and beer...
Posted by hoots on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:18:00 PST