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Steve

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About Me

Hey! I'm a laid back farmboy that loves to laugh and have good clean fun! Okay...well poop... I guess that's gonna have to cover it for a while. Well at least until I can come up with something really clever and intelligent and thoughtful and funny to say, that will leave you all very very intrigued and most importantly... with a smile :)COMING SOON....More.Well, it's been quite a while now and I figure it's time to tell you a little bit more about me. I'm a very simple guy. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh. I'm a goof. I do stupid things and say stupid things all the time. I'm an idiot... I've come to this conclusion many times, most recently on a ski trip to Michigan. I'm very intelligent. I know about a lot of stuff. There are a few things which I don't understand... like how a cloud can hold so much water and reality TV. I really am a jack of all trades and master of none. I don't like change... unless it's for the better... which doesn't happen very often it seems. I'm a hard worker, but I'm also lazy from time to time. I'm a horrible procrastinator.... though actually I'm quite good at it. I am perpetually running behind. I consider myself to be one of the most honest people that I know. I wish that other people were honest with me. Tact. Use this when being brutally honest, it makes the truth less painful. I'm a daydreamer. I am constantly imagining how my life will be in the near future. I should be focusing on the present instead. I'm a Christian. I try to live my life in a way that reflects that, however..... I struggle. Friends are important to me. It makes me unhappy to realize that some of them will come and go as our lives go on. This is something that you just have to get used to as you get older, but it still isn't easy. There will always be those few which will always be close. I love food and I'm not a picky person when it comes to it. I'll eat almost anything. I get stuck in ruts - doing the same thing, going the same places, wearing the same clothes. I love doing new and exciting things... I just have a hard time coming up with new and exciting ideas! I'm a happy person mostly. I tend to think that things will always turn out in the end. I've lived enough to know that this isn't always the case. Hope. Next to Love, it's one of the strongest forces on earth. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm a great guy and I will treat you right... if you'll let me. I truly believe in the golden rule. I can't be something I'm not, but I CAN be the best ME I can be. I'm not sure if that made sense. I get better all the time. I don't feel my age. I certainly don't act like it most of the time. I'm shy. I love my family. God has certainly blessed me with great loving parents and very wonderful (and beautiful) sister. I'm so happy for her! I love music. I like to just sit and look at the stars on warm summer nights when the sky is clear. I have been scared to the point of shaking by a opossum.(Great story!) I enjoy sitting around campfires with friends and telling scary stories.Well, now you know a little bit more about me. There is so so much else I could write... but then you would miss out on learning these things firsthand. I'll leave you with this... :) Ha ha.... get it!

My Interests

I'm interested in the usual "guy" things: food, girls, toys, having fun with friends......IS there anything else? Just kidding. I enjoy sports (although I'm not very good at catching things except for Frisbees and if it requires putting a bouncing orange ball through some sort of hoop... then I'm not good at that either) but I still try from time to time! I love playing group games like Catch Phrase, Pictionary, and Guesstures. I love funny movies. I've recently become interested in photography since I bought a new digital camera - but as it turns out I'm not the best photographer because I always forget to take pictures until its too late!

Music:

Music is a big part of my life. I use it to unwind, sometimes to get wound up, to reflect and to think about the future. I like all types of music. Christian, oldies, 80's, Rock, Pop, some Rap, and country. It just depends on the song and the mood I'm in as to what I want to listen to. Most of my CD's are mixed with everything on them. I like to be able to sing along as well, especially to Songs About Rain and Friends in Low Places, though I'm not a very good singer :) But I have to admit that I sound pretty darn good in the tractor or while I'm in the shower!

Television:

Wings, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Smallville, Everwood and The O.C. although I don't watch it as much any more.

Books:

I used to read a lot - not so much anymore. I probably should be reading the Bible more than I do, but I don't seem to find time for that either. I love Tom Clancy novels - he's simply the best! I've read all of them... except for maybe the newest one...have to look into that. Magazines - technically they're not books... but they're close! I really like Men's Health (those of you who know me well already know because I occaisonally will answer someone with "well according to Men's Health..." it's an inside joke thing) I recently let my subscription to Motor Trend of 15 years run out. (choking back the tears) Oh well, I'll replace it with something that will enlighten me even more like....In Touch Weekly or Soap Opera Digest..... yeah right!

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Chili Cookoff Humor

Check this out: If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST