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Thanksgiving Victory

As you well know, today is Thanksgiving. It is a day to give thanks for what you have and enjoy the company of your family. Well at least that's what the nice people think it is. In my famil...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:56:00 GMT

do you know what i hate?

i hate that whiskey makes you sleepy. it is much more difficult to dance when youve been drinking whiskey than say...vodka...or beer. that is all.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 23:05:00 GMT

questions and ramblings...

has the sheep eaten the flower? First she eyed him roguishly... I need caffeine and nicotene...pronto He tells me i should go to church because i don't believe in God. Is that supposed to make sense? ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:32:00 GMT

shakespeare knows his shit

For shame! deny that thou bear'st love to any,Who for thyself art so unprovident.Grant, if thou wilt, thou art belov'd of many,But that thou none lov'st is most evident; For thou art so possess'd with...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 23:30:00 GMT

Emotional Constipation

Mind-numbingly dissatisfied. The confusion is sickening. Nobody knows. They can't see. Sadly insignificant. Paralyzed by boredom. Rotting away in my comfort zone. Strangled by fear. Forcing myself n...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:27:00 GMT

this is stupid but im bored

. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we wi...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:15:00 GMT

screwed

i realized yet again today how screwed i am. i do nothing and somehow i expect to get what i want. i just assume that ill get into a good college, have a career i enjoy, and live happily ever after. b...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 15:30:00 GMT

vagina

i just love my vagina.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:30:00 GMT

and more

A Hue and Cry after Fair Amoret By William Congreve 1670-1729 ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- FAIR Amoret is gone astray-- Pursue a...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:28:00 GMT

and another

Against Indifference By Charles Webbe 17th Century ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- MORE love or more disdain I crave; Sweet, be not...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:19:00 GMT