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Hillbilly Deluxe

Just Call Me Hillbilly

About Me

People naturally fear what they don't understand. I'm a Redneck with an opinion, and I can spell. So, I am therefore totally misunderstood. This ain't no place for Playas, Ballas, Emos, Valley Girls, Posers, or Fags because I don't have any time for them. But look, you're wasting you're time here, Cuz All I've got is Banjo music and Ethics... Like: I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear... And if you don't like that, GTFO!

My Interests

Blowin Shit Up, Pickin Bluegrass, Drinkin Beer, "Driving" Offroad, Long Range Marksmanship, Fuckin With People In Traffic, And Raising Hell!

I'd like to meet:

I would have liked to meet Johnny Cash, No Question.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs, Hank Williams Jr, Anything Country and most other "Hillbilly" stuff (Aside from screwing family) that doesn't apply to being accepted in society.

Movies:

Smokey & The Bandit, Serenity, Convoy, Dukes of Hazzard, Dawn of the Dead, Shooter, Smokin Aces, and Fearless. Pretty Much Anything With Apocolyptic Disaters, Zombies, Shooting, Killing, Slaughtering, Eviseration of Aliens and or the Human Race, Ramming Into Other Vehicles, And Driving Like A Redneck... You Cant Beat That.

Television:

My Shack Ain't Wired For Cable, I'm Focusing On Getting Electricity First...

Books:

Stephen King's "The Dark Tower Series" and "So, Your going to be a Daddy"

Heroes:

The Definition Of A Hero : Someone who gets others killed.

My Blog

Dead to the world... I know

Well, first time home long enough to even login, its probobly been at least a month...or longer? I dunno honestly. Since I'm actually typing this you can assume that #1 I AM still alive, contrary to t...
Posted by Hillbilly Deluxe on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Ode To Battle

Fore, when the thrill of battle leaves ones body, the mind wanders for another quest in which to partake. I am now that forgotten battle in Serenity Valley, forever pushed aside and neglected like a b...
Posted by Hillbilly Deluxe on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:27:00 PST