<<<[FACTS about Ross Chambers>>>] ----------------- ROSS CHAMBERS SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, AND UNPARALLELED BADASSNESS. SHORTLY AFTER THE TRANSACTION WAS FINALIZED, ROSS KICKED THE DEVIL IN THE FACE AND TOOK HIS SOUL BACK. THE DEVIL, WHO APPRECIATES IRONY, COULDN’Y STAY MAD AND ADMITTED HE SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING. THEY NOW PLAY POKER THE SECOND WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH. ----------------- a handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to ross chambers and you will be handicapped if you park there. --------------------- the reason why there were no weapons of mass destruction found is iraq is because ross chambers was already back in the united states. -------------ROSS CHAMBERS ONCE BET NASA HE COULD SURVIVE RE-ENTRY WITHOUT A SPACESUIT. ON JULY 19TH, 1999, A NAKED WHITE BOY WITH AN OVERSIZED HEAD RE-ENTERED THE EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE, STREAKING OVER 14 STATES AND REACHING A TEMPERATURE OF 3,000 DEGREES. AN EMBARASSED NASA PUBLICLY CLAIMED IT WAS A METEOR, AND TO THIS DAY OWES HIM A CARNE ASADA STEAK BURRITO FROM TACO BELL. ---------------- the movie rambo was actually based on the true life events, of ross chambers ---------------- ROSS CHAMBERS IS NOT HUNG LIKE A HORSE; HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE ROSS CHAMBERS. --------------------- when ross chambers was born, the nurse said, "holy crap! that's ross chambers!" then she had sex with him. at that point, she was the third woman he had made love to. -------------------- ROSS CHAMBERS ONCE WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITH A MASSIVE ERECTION. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS. ----------------- in fine print on the last page of the guinness book of world records it notes that all world records are held by ross chambers, and those listed in this book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. ----------------- ROSS CHAMBERS IS NOT ALLERGIC TO GRAPES; HE JUST REFUSES TO PUT UP WITH GRAPES CRAP. --------------------- ross chambers can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night. --------------- ross chambers invented black. in fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. even pink...damn pink. ---------------16. ROSS CHAMBERS HATES PLAYING “ROCK PAPER SCISSORS†BECAUSE HE DOESN’T BELIEVE ANYTHING COULD BEAT A ROCK. HE ALWAYS CHOOSES ROCK, AND WHEN SOMEONE THROWS PAPER HE SAYS “I WIN.†IF SOMEONE IS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO DISPUTE THIS, HE TAKES HIS CLENCHED FIST AND PUNCHES THEM IN THE FACE, THEN SAYS, “I THOUGHT YOUR PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU.†---------------- in 1956 the encyclopedia officially removed ross chambers from their series of world books. seeing as it wasnt fair to the rest of the entries. -------------------- when ross chambers folds his arms, the u.s. terror alert level is raised to gold. there isn't even a level gold. ------------------ ross chambers once starred at a woman for three seconds. she instantly became pregnant. ----------------- ROSS CHAMBERS IS ACTUALLY THE UNDEFEATED CHEF FROM THE POPULAR JAPANESE TELEVISION SHOW, IRON CHEF. HIS SECRET INGREDIENT; LOVE. -------------------- ross chambers can travel through time by running at 88 miles per hour. -------------- ROSS CHAMBERS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BUILD THE PYRAMIDS. HE ISN’T VAIN, SO HE LET THE EGYPTIANS TAKE THE CREDIT. --------------- five out of five doctors recommend not pissing off ross chambers. -------------- the giant stone ball in raiders of the lost ark is actually a cast of one of ross chambers' testicles. ------------- ROSS CHAMBERS KNOWS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER……………………AND THAT EXTRA 3 DIGIT NUMBER ON THE BACK. ------------------- on a scale of 1 to 10, ross chambers kicks ass. ----------------- ROSS CHAMBERS IS ACTUALLY RAMBO. AND JAMES BOND AND MR. T. AND VIN DIESEL. AND THE ROCK. AND THAT REALLY BIG BLACK GUY FROM GREEN MILE, ALL IN ONE. AND FUCKING BRAD PITT TOO, CUZ CHICKS WANNA DO HIM.-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME RIGHT HERE. JUST CLICK IN THE LITTLE WHITE BOX TO SEE!!!!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
