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tell them that you own a bunch of candy stores.

About Me


So, shit happens, stop your crying, you fucking monkey lookin' piece of shit.Aris makes me want to touch things... Mainly her.
I enjoy things that are enjoyable... Uhh. El oh el, masturbation.

Imagine a midget having sex with a weiner dog. That's comedy, folks.

My Interests

Gore. Viscera. Intestines, organs, vessels, nerve endings. Eyeball gouging. Medical instruments of the antique sort, cutting folks, bringing someone to their threshold for pain.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:


I don't feel like listing all of that. Acid Bath's a big one, though. Front 242, and Suicide Commando... The cure... um. Man, ask me when I care more about typing.

Movies:

I *really* like blood and gore in my movies. Lots of it. Something about seeing how they nearly meet the challenge of making it look completely real is amazing.

Television:

I don't really watch TV all that often, except around 3.am. Rocko's Modern Life for the win. ^.^

^^She is Aris, and she goes bump in the night.

Books:

Poppy Z. Brite, Anne Rice, and Dean R. Koontz are my favorites. Hunter S. Thompson, of course.

Heroes:

Well, I don't have any hero right now. Other than me, anyway.

My Blog

Apparently...

We're more like trees than we know. You know why? We make sap. Every time we peel a scab, a new one is made. If you continue to peel off those scabs and let new ones grow back, the scab gets progressi...
Posted by generic user. on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:37:00 PST

Candy and clits.

BTW. candy from TRINIDAD should NEVER be ingested as it is the most disgusting thing in creation. tastes like foot combined with ass in a paste form that sticks to your mouth and lingers for hours. &n...
Posted by generic user. on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:36:00 PST

Candy and clits.

BTW. candy from TRINIDAD should NEVER be ingested as it is the most disgusting thing in creation. tastes like foot combined with ass in a paste form that sticks to your mouth and lingers for hours. &n...
Posted by generic user. on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

So...

For the first time since the first day, I have something I need to get off my chest to no one in particular.   Okay, so... yeah. For the first time in my life, I have no best friend, no secondary...
Posted by generic user. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

of new things

Just getting this crap revved up. Unless something amazing happens, I will be posting nothing but quotations and a short comment about something random and stuff so yeah deal with it? (Don't you lo...
Posted by generic user. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST