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Jai bird

Your point being that I must share this luscious ass with someone before its gone??

About Me

I'm still figuring me out. I'm a bit off in the head I guess but who isn't? I'm not a partier, I'm a bit of a dork, and when in a good mood full of nonsense. Everything else is just me at that moment.
I created my own myspace layout using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

Pirates, ferrets, Baking, massages, macrame ( yes I am a dork), helping out, animals, hiking, camping, traveling, history, psychology, sociology, webcomics, goofy guidebooks,...stuff

I'd like to meet:

People who : Like the color green, love animals like carpet sharks, know when Talk like a pirate day is (you immedietly have a place in my heart then), understand the perverted brain does leave room for prudency still, make me smile, have the most kickass pirattitude ever!!!!!

Music:

Hard-fi, Stone Temple Pilots, Orgy, Earshot, Finger eleven, Breaking benjamin, Foo fighters, Everclear, Red hot Chili peppers, Bloodhound gang, Garbage, Veruca Salt, Nina Gordon, Lit, Smashing Pumpkins, Voltaire, Siouxie and the banshees, Stabbing westward, CKY, David Bowie, Queen, Def leoppard, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bad company... ok now i'm just rambling

Movies:

Princess bride,Breakfast on Pluto, Peter Pan ( all of them), Finding Neverland, Alice in wonderland, Labyrinth,POTC,Hudson Hawk, reefer madness, What dreams may come, Any Mel Brookes, Midsummers Nights dream, Prince and me...genres Sci-fi fantasy, comedy...

Television:

INVADER ZIM!!! Adult swim in general, Simpsons, Whose line...avatar heh I like cartoons

Books:

Field guide to the apocolypse, Wicked, Confessions of an ugly stepsister, GOOD OMENS!! Pirattitude: so ya wanna be a pirate?,Under the black flag, The wild Irish, Any Mercedes Lackey book, Dragonlance Novels, any Mythology book and I do mean any!

Heroes:

Everyone who has every helped me respect the dark and light in life equally.

My Blog

new home huzzah!!!

Ok this evening it was finalized. My mom bought the cool green house that'll stick me in a smaller bedroom but I'm ok with that. I'm already going through and plotting how I'm going to paint and decor...
Posted by Jai bird on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

Tell me have you ever seen the rain fall in slow motion...

Anyone whose ever had conversations with me,  pertaining to dreams, probably has heard of my reoccuring nightmares. There are two of them. dream A: Tornado is striking and I can't get anyone to g...
Posted by Jai bird on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

TIK TIK BOOM

There is no option, there is no escape, there is no one left on, earth to keep us safe. Backed in a corner, pushed to the edge, It's become too much, for us to comprehend. We all stepped quietly into...
Posted by Jai bird on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

Badger gets to live :D

He doesn't have adrenal failure cancer or anything else. the lil bugger swallowed something and it caused intestinal blockage luckily though it didn't kill him like it tends to do most ferrets under t...
Posted by Jai bird on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

you think that makes you happy?

I recently admitted to myself my attraction to project people. Having discussed this meg in the past it'd already been a thought but today...yes this very eve I realized to what point it is. In acknow...
Posted by Jai bird on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

I have an enemy they go by the alias of walls

Seriously walls suck. Proverbial and literal. Walls cage you in blocking out the fresh air. Boxing trapping caging etc. I hate walls. They impede so much. I'm sure on the literal bit someone out there...
Posted by Jai bird on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

are you shitting me??

Know now this is going to turn into an unholy rant of doom. So lets start with the positive shall we? I am actually believe it or not in a better state of mind I'm just stressed to an unbearable level...
Posted by Jai bird on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

Spazz

Ok so I was struck with an epiphany this eve...not gonna go to much into it but I'm now spazzing because my past has caught up and may make it damn near impossible to go for the goal however damn near...
Posted by Jai bird on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

Dreams; unfullfilled or just unpursued

 I'm sitting here in my disaster of a house with a cat on my back ( yes you read correctly) an izze beside my mouse, and the uncanny feeling theres a spider about. The cat and house are making me...
Posted by Jai bird on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

resignation

It's not too often that I try to change myself the way people think I should. I don't normally agree with the changes people are looking for. I don't have to be social. I don't have to go out of my wa...
Posted by Jai bird on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST