do not forsake me oh my gosling |
Hey, get this shit! Yesterday was the damn last day of classes! Other people still have classes for maybe the rest of the week and I feel kind of privileged! Kind of like I was born with a damn silver...
Posted by Dan Patch on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:01:00 PST |
title |
thisis apoem aboutmyfeelings: )
Posted by Dan Patch on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST |
an iamb to the slaughter |
My dad's birthday falls on tax day (topic sentence). If there were a tax on brass, and you were in a meeting and you were suggesting that you begin discussing it, how would you differentiate your inte...
Posted by Dan Patch on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST |
Continental breakfast drift |
With burlap snacks a soothy shroudstochasting ev'ry sneeze,I laundered homely as I ploweda billy goated frieze.The snark was jibed and ghostedand it brindled fore and aftbelying gruntled Wendells' bro...
Posted by Dan Patch on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST |
There're two Is in symbiosis |
Heard a haiku on the TV and it went like this:monster truck rallykids' tickets just five dollarsat the metrodome
Posted by Dan Patch on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST |
watercloset fields |
Probably the food analogue of the vinyl record would be the thin crust pizza.
Posted by Dan Patch on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST |
jetpacks romana |
Backslash key still busted off the keyboard as of this writing. Whenever I need to make a backslash I just have to poke my finger all around in there at its insides. Depressing the mechanism's rubbery...
Posted by Dan Patch on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Frog and Toad All Year |
Sirius over Mesopotamia: the dog days of Sumer.Having ceiling fan problems.
Posted by Dan Patch on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST |
scratch my itch up |
Introductory Plant Biology is a dog shit of a tex book. Nobody tole me I was going to have to take a real class at this college. Q. What do you call it when a teacher gives a lecture from Introductory...
Posted by Dan Patch on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST |
thirty odd foot of grunts tribute record not available in stores |
thirty odd foot of grunts tribute record not available in storesthirty odd foot of grunts tribute record not available in stores
Posted by Dan Patch on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST |
