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hi there--they call me steven, swan man, or "sticky palms" and my last name is swan--i have blonde hair and blue eyes and 10 fingers--i like watching tv and eating food and drinking drinks as well as playing games and sports and watching them---i have a minimal amount of friends but thats the way uh huh uh huh i like it--my birthday is on the 4th of may and it should b a fun time--i go to grand valley state for my schooling pleasures(class of '11 as of right now)---most people like me or dont hate me or have a crush on me---i like sleeping also---- sname-----hottshot711



Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Sun Monkey
Your Superpower is Seduction
Your Weakness is Booty
Your Weapon is Your Dark Foam
Your Mode of Transportation is Giraffe What's your Superhero Name?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?
You Are a Mermaid
You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are.
While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need.
Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.
You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You?
You Are Olive Green
You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself.
For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you.
People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know. What Color Green Are You?
You Are 20% Bipolar
You're so stable, people wonder if you're really human.
You totally have your emotions under control - and know how to deal with life's ups and downs. Are You Bipolar?
You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible Which of the X-Men Are You?
Athletic Kid
Even if you weren't a football star, you spent a good amount of time playing sports and keeping fit.
People may have stereotyped you as a "dumb jock" - but they underestimated your will, wit, and determination. Who Were You In High School?
Your Old Fashioned Name Is...
Humphrey Follywolle What's Your Old Fashioned Name?

My Interests

watching tv ---- eating ----- sleeping ---- taking finals for school---jumping in the snow while showering others with snowballs of love----------------ummmmmmmm hmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmm--------procrastinating


I'd like to meet:

mr. christ--asap
peter griffin





Music:

the works


Your Band Name is:
The Supersized Orange Bananas Band Name Generator

Movies:

dumb and dumber--a night at the roxbury---mr deeds--happy gilmore--family guy movie--remmeber the titans--keep ur pants on

Television:

mr spongebob
--- espn --family guy---simpsons----king of queens---malcolm in the middle---pistons, red wings, tigers, and lions

Books:

does reading song lyrics count
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: steve swan
Birthday: may 4th---the 89th year of the 1900's
Birthplace: hospital bed
Current Location: good question---im in a car in the middle of a desert
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5 11ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: adam n eve
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: hot guys
Your Fears: hot girls
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese sauce crust bacon pepperoni ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 4 touchdowns in RL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shhhh... im sleeping
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i dead yet
Your Best Physical Feature: my over-active determination
Your Bedtime: doesnt matter
Your Most Missed Memory: freshman football
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's chicken sandwich
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate before 2pm
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: mentally sometimes
Do you Sing: mentally sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: mentally sometimes
Have you Been in Love: mom dad gpa gma and sister
Do you want to go to College: if i have time
Do you want to get Married: if i have time
Do you belive in yourself: if i have time
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: barely
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: if i have time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dont think so
In the past month have you Smoked: i dont think so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescribed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes--the stage at lhn
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a girls love for me
Ever been Drunk: dont htink so
Ever been called a Tease: thank u ryan
Ever been Beaten up: thank u ryan
Ever Shoplifted: dont think so
How do you want to Die: stake through the heart
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: michigan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue i guess
Favourite Hair Color: blue i guess---doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: longer then mine
Height: shorter then me
Weight: my weight or lighter
Best Clothing Style: scandalous
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1-8 an hour
Number of CDs I own: 50-60
Number of Piercings: only natural ones
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: anywhere from 30-77 things

Heroes:

barry sanders
Your Luck Quotient: 68%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?
[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 12-12.5
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] erica--my sister
[Pets] erica--my sister
FAVORITES
[Color] shiney
[Number] 2 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 11 or 21
[Animal] white italian sabercat
[Drinks] gatorade
[Soda] orange pop or wild cherry pepsi/cherry coke
[Book] bible
[Flower] since every rose has its thorn--i say tulip
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] my stylist shaneekwa does
[Twirl your hair?] my stylist detrii does
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Have Piercings?] natural ones
[Cheat on tests/homework?] rarely
[Drink/Smoke?] no
[Like roller coasters?] kinda
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] not too much
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] not really
[Write in cursive or print?] cursint(mix)
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] legally i do
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] i never am on it--just next to it
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] i try not to revisit the past
[Lied to someone?] i try not to revisit the past
[Been in love?] i try not to revisit the past
[Made out with JUST a friend?] i try not to revisit the past
[Been in lust?] im only human
[Used someone] im only human
[Been used?] how would i know
[Been cheated on?] how would i know
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] im american, so yea
[Stolen anything?] proly
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] shorts
[Current mood] pumped up
[Current taste] applesauce
[What you currently smell like] STUD
[Current hair] blonde, sexxxy, lice free and atop of my head
[Current thing I ought to be doing] showering
[Current cd in stereo] big wang's greatest 4
[Last book you read] espn
[Last movie you saw] superman
[Last thing you ate] applesauce
[Last person you talked to on the phone] aaron
[Do drugs?] perscription
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] i cant remmeber if theres nothin to rememebr
[Still love him/her?] shutup
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] i hope not
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] yes
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] no
[Collect anything?] happiness
[Have a best friend?] happiness
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] yea
[Care about looks] sure
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] orange crush bottle
[First kiss] hershey's
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] not really
[Do you believe in "the one?"] no--i believe in many
[Are you a tease?] well thats wut they keep tellin me
[Too shy to make the first move?] depends
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] once a week proly
[sarcastic] once a minute proly
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] rarely
[Talkative] non-rarely
HOT HOT HOT