*DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm 25, and live in Vegas. Sometimes love it, and sometimes hate it. I'm obsessed with tattoo's, piercings, and good hair. Love music and concerts. I'm lucky to have weeded out all the bullshit people in my life to now have the most amazing friends a girl could ever ask for. Adore my crazy cat, Belle, and my loyal pup, Simba. Dont like games, or people who are dramatic. Hate two faced people, or people who are way to into themselves. I like to go out and have a good time. I party way to hard. Love, love, love to party! Cant stand the hookers in this town, and the scum bags who chase them. I'm incredibly passionate, and emotional. I'm an attention whore. Karma's a bitch. I'm extremely sarcastic. I say it like it is. I'm whitty. Annoyed way to easily. A taurus to a T. I guarantee you cant handle me. I learn from my mistakes, and try not to make them twice. I think trends are for posers. Pink is horrible. Dont tell me to do something, ask me. There's a right way to do something, and then there's my way. I always get what I want. I'd rather have a gun held to my head, then be in the presence of any disgusting bug. I dont believe in medicine. I come across as a bitch, but I'm a sweetheart...til you fuck with me, then its back to bitch mode. I'm not naieve, I just choose not to believe certain things. I over analyze everything. My gut feeling is always right. I'm spontaneous and do things on impulse. I've been told I have a good head on my shoulders. Some say I'm smart. I have a big heart. Your more than likely to get a second chance. I have a lot of love to give. Money is the one thing that stresses me out. I'm incredibly vindictive. I think patty melts are the worlds greatest invention. I find comfort in believing there's a God. I have no comprehenstion of death. I'm scared of getting old. I think plastic surgery is great. Love makeup. Being a girl is awesome, although I'd like to have a dick for one day. "Vagina's are scary...anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die, is evil!" Words to live by...

My Interests

Music, music, music! Tat's. My tat's. Boy's tat's. Partying. Love to love. Some more music, and partying. A lil SEX. Cuddling. Kissing. Holding Hands. MAC makeup. Men's cologne. The smell of detergent. Pinesol. Perfume. My fam. My vans. Being in front of the camera. Seven jeans. Shopping. Sunglasses. My Dior purse. Going to shows. Rocking out in my truck. Sleeping. Lazy days in bed. Pajamas. Sweat suits. Being with my girls, and kickin it with my boys. That kinda stuff... img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/emdroxy/pure.bmp " alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.comimg src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/emdroxy/Friends0 20.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I'd like to meet:

Travis Barker. Scott Weiland. Vince Vaughn. Ryan Reynolds. Matthew Lilliard. Jason Lee. Zach Braff. Janine Lindemuelder. Kathy Griffin. BLA BLA BLA I cant help but look and be attracted to guys with tats. Anyone who is whitty and makes me laugh is a keeper. I have a thing for guys who are taller than me, and who arent bone stick skinny. I find it extremely sexy when a man is incredibly tanlented in one particular area, such as writing, playing an instrument, singing, dancing, painting, cooking, etc. Not a fan of men who think they're tough by shoving a women around. Kick rocks!

Music:

Deftones. As I Lay Dying. A Static Lullaby. Thrice. STP. The Used. Taking Back Sunday. Static X. A Perfect Circle. Nonpoint. 30 Seconds To Mars. Placebo. Rage. U2. Maroon 5. Underoath. Between the Buried and Me. Story Of The Year. Creed (JUST KIDDING). Glassjaw. Head Automatica. Silverstein. Alexis on Fire. Transplants. Boys Night Out. The Mars Volta. Alkaline Trio. Angels and Airwaves. Poison The Well. Muse. Postal Service. Taproot. Killswitch Engage. NIN. Rock N Fucking Roll!

Movies:

Disney movies - I collect them. Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Shrek, etc. Garden State. Fear. Boogie Nights. Team America. Pretty Women. You Me and Dupree. Just Married. Dumb and Dumber. Ace Ventura. SLC Punk. Bad Santa. The Notebook. American Pie's. Tomcats. The Sweetest Thing. Waiting. Just Friends. Pretty Women. Queen of the Damned. Cruel Intentions. Blow. Father of the Bride's. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Anchor Man. 40 Year Old Virgin. Wedding Crashers.

Television:

I'm a TV junkie! Love reality tv shows. Project Runway. MTV...duh, I was on Date My Mom. King of Queens. Reba. Kathy Griffin. Conan. That '70s Show. Dawson's Creek. Saved By The Bell. Dave Chapelle. Sex and the City. Entourage. The Soprano's. The Oblongs. Family Guy.

Books:

I'm not into reading that much. I usually cant find anything to hold my interest. The last book I read was the story about Jon Benet Ramsey - which was about 6 years ago, and still took me about a year to complete. So the extent to my reading is magazines...like AP, Rolling Stone, etc.

Heroes:

These are the people who I'm inspired by, who I admire, adore and love. They make every day amazing just by being a part of my life.

My Blog

DATE MY MOM

I was totally on that show...and I rocked it. Check out the pics... http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/emdroxy/AdamLisa.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobuck...
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST

CHECK ME OUT!!!

Look for me on www.chopperdolls.com I'm their new doll of the month. Yay me!
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:05:00 PST

I'm da big winner...

So the results are in for the calendar contest, and I want to thank all of you who voted, because I was one of the girls they chose to shoot for the calendar! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I'...
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:49:00 PST

MTV yo!!!

Thats right bitches...I'm gonna be a celebrity! My mom and I are filming for MTV's Date My Mom towards the middle of December. How rad is that? Yay for us! I'm afraid of the dou...
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:39:00 PST

"Do you have AIM?"

Okay, so I must say that those of you who post your AIM name or MSN name on your page to chat it up with some random, is hilarious to me! Naturally it's the people who bitch and bitch about MySp...
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:10:00 PST

Tired of BS Emails...

I'm not trying to sound completely bitchy, but I'm really tired of emails from random guys asking me "whats fun in vegas"...bla bla bla! There's a million other people that live here, so why keep ask...
Posted by *DiRtY PiRaTe HoOkEr* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST