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About Me

I'm a stylist and a professional fat ass. I live in Rogers. I just had a baby girl not that long ago and couldn't be more excited!! I LOVELOVELOVE being a mom :) It's the greatest thing ever. Now I'm just fat and happy and really freakin anxious to continue being a mom. It's going to be the most wonderful thing in the world! This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

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Chelsea Handler, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, John Wayne, Jo Koy, Seth Rogen, James Dean, people with bad hair so I can fix it, and anyone else that doesn't have a stick up their ass :)


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Floggin Bloggin

Oh God I'm funny. Floggin Bloggin and what not. ... whoa.   Anywhoozie- Things were pretty awful there for about two weeks.  Held my breath almost the enitre duration of that shit sto...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:50:00 GMT

For Your Viewing Pleasure

So.  My daughter is already a month old.  HOLY COW!   She's now 8lbs12oz and 21 inches long.  She's gained 2lbs and 3 freakin inches!!!   I can't believe how fast it...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:17:00 GMT

SHE’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

It couldn't have gone any better.  Everything was easy.  The pain was  minimal. The IV was definately the worst part of the whole thing.  AND SHE'S SOOO TINY!  I absolutely ca...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:10:00 GMT

She’s Creepin...

Sometimes I think she's trying to come out of my belly button.  Wrong direction Sweetheart :)  I'm having contractions now every 12-15 minutes and am dialated to a little over a 3.  So ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Emma is almost here!

I went to the Dr this morning and found out that I'm 2.5 cm dialated and 80% thinned out!!  So he said that if she doesn't come by herself within the next week I'll be induced on the 21st for sur...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Little Bitty Upditty

Well, Emma isn't due for about 6 more weeks, however the Dr. said on Thursday that he'll most likely induce me in about 4 weeks because she is growing so fast and so big.  She's definately going ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:48:00 GMT

Bloggity Blog BLAH

I just wrote the longest effing blog ever updating EVERYTHING and then, when it was time to post... motherflipper.   It was gone.  So no, I am not going to do that all over again. ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:58:00 GMT

THE BIG SHOW!!!

So...   :)   We finally got to see Baby Swain's bits and pieces!!!  World Beware, Emma Caitlyn Swain is almost here!!!! MY BABY'S GOT A BOX!!!!!   (not a pecker) &n...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Pretty Exciting Stuff!

So, I had a doctor appointment this morning, not an unltrasound.  It went pretty good.  Everything looks perfect, nothing to worry about.  We have another ultrasound in 3 weeks to ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:18:00 GMT

And So

Our appt for the big show was at 9:30 this morning.... and no luck.  The baby is pretty much vertical. It’s head is behind my belly button and it’s feet are low in my pelvis.  We...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:25:00 GMT