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Michael K. McAuley

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About Me


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Hello brave READER! Sorry for the lousy color combination (it hurts my eyes too!). I am an actor/writer/stand-up comic originally from Bright's Grove (the home of Golfer Mike Weir- whom I've never met- so don't ask) in Ontario, Canada. Bright's Grove is a sleepy little community just 15 minutes away from Sarnia, (home of James "Beam me up Scotty" Doohan- who I never got to meet either) Ontario, on the border with Port Huron, Michigan. I have been on both sides of the border many times and I speak "CANUSA" a blend of both languages of our two different cultures. I have also been on the stand-up comedy trail here in Toronto for several years. Hitting the high roads of stand-up comedy in those great "Taj Mahal" clubs and not so great "wishin-I-wasn't-there-punch-in-your-face-bars". Ah, yes, that stand-up comedy dream where everyone laughs at everything you say like you're Tarzan's "Boy" or the Head of a powerful Corporation. SWEET!As an actor you can catch me in reruns of the TV Show "Out There with Melissa DiMarco" Thursday nights on Omni 1, channel 4 (right after David Letterman). Or in commercials. Thanks for reading and thanks for just being you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Candy; Chris Farley; James "Scotty" Doohan (a fellow Sarnian) and Darren McGavin... unfortunantly I can't cause they are now the stars that shine in the sky.

My Blog

Making Music CD's off of the Internet!

(This was originally an email I sent someone but I got inspired to make it a blog)     Making music CD's off the internet.  I don't even purchase itunes. I don't burn CD's off the ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:17:00 GMT

A Confession to all my "MYSPACE FRIENDS"

  A Confession to all my "MYSPACE FRIENDS"   I must confess I RARELY read everyone's websites IN-DEPTH. If I added you it was mostly because A) I knew you. B) You contacted me. C) You w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:24:00 GMT

My Pet Peeve! I Hate Hairy Bugs!!!

There is nothing I hate more than "Hairy bugs". What's a "hairy bug" you might ask? They look like centipedes but with a million more legs like fine hair and they have big grass hopper back ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 20:44:00 GMT

Horror-Scopes

Am I the only one who when he picks up a newspaper he goes directly to the horoscopes?? It's like an obsession for me to find out how my day is going as if some moron writing ambiguous nonse...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:52:00 GMT

How to Get Served at the Liquor Store When You Are Already Drunk 101

A) Shut your yapper. Don't start telling the cashier about your dead Grandma's cat and how funny he was when he wasn't. That's a dead give away that you are hammered! Just act silent and mis...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Am I a bastard for cutting Tom off my "friends" list?

I found that with my "friends" list comes an "edit your friends" button. So I took Tom off my list cause I don't know him although he was like my very first friend when I joined My...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 18:53:00 GMT