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Absolut Josh

Are you mother-fuckers ready to learn because I'm going to teach the shit out of you!!!

About Me


Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Spider-Man 80% Batman 80% Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 80% Supergirl 70% Wonder Woman 70% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
And Dog gon' it...
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My Interests

Meet new people, try new things, see different places, learn new stuff without getting myself in trouble..... or at least caught! Experience as much as possible while I'm here!

I'd like to meet:

STRIPPERS, PORN STARS, AND WAYNE NEWTON...........I'm working on it!

Music:

Everything works except young kids whining about their parents and J LO. My favorites are rock, alternative, I try to get country in cause of my roots but some nice hard or soft rock seems to find my stereo most of the time. Nirvana, Floyd, Zepplin, Perfect Circle, Pearl Jam, STP, Tenacious D are some in my library that kick ass. I'm always open for new sounds though.

Movies:

I like so many movies it's just easier to categorize my favorites. Comedy's, action, adventure, action-adventure, drama, animated, puppeted?(Team America), thrillers, and clever movies (the one's that make you think). I'm just waiting for a good horror movie to come out, you just can't beat a good horror, unless it's a good comedy.

Television:

Well I don't watch much T.V. nowadayz, but I always have to catch a little ESPN sports center everyday for a couple minutes. I get home late so if I can I try to catch Southpark, Family Guy, Futurama, or The Simpsons (gotta love cartoon characters). It's pretty much ESPN, Cartoon Network, or Comedy Central.

Books:

Started reading the Left Behind Series till I felt I was destined to live in hell! I like history related subjects especially WWII. Farside kicks ass as well as Shel Silverstein. Anything that puts useful information in my head is also welcomed to enter. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention KAMA SUTRA?

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Bill Gates, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, my cousin Kevin, and my Dad. Not in that order though!