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About Me

stereotypes are true

I'm a bad driver, and you could probably beat me up.

This is also true

On all my job applications I said that my nickname is Jaguar. It was impulsive.

I decided to moon my brothers through a window. It was impulsive. I fell through, hit the desk, then the ground. 4 feet of air.

Kissed my little brother's best friend. It was impulsive.

Left a live chicken in the locker of a guy I liked.
yup.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a man a plan a canal panama. that guy.

My Blog

oh, childhood

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Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:14:00 GMT

i sent this in to colleges

Dear college board of the ____ university/school/city college/JC/jail.,I was recently approached by Caitlin Clive to send a personal recommendation to your school. Considering my high social standings...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:00 GMT

all I want in life

 a pygmy pig.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:27:00 GMT