Vanessa Jean

I'd like to meet:

the mom calls the husband a "bastard"and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"and billy said "Dad, whats shit"And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?""Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

Music:

I listen to pretty much every single type of music...I love music, it's pretty much my life..to bad I can't sing cuz if I could, I'd most likley be one!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Vanessa J. Crooker
Birthday: september 6th
Birthplace: detroit michigan
Current Location: Algonac
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed...but i can do a lot of things with both..
Your Heritage: Irish, French, and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adio
Your Weakness: Failing
Your Fears: Fear Itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: umm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its an brand new day...time to live it up
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: when ever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: getting together with friends and family
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate lover
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: does it matter
Do you Swear: do you fucking swear
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: every day
Have you Been in Love: psh of course
Do you want to go to College: da
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: 100%
Do you get Motion Sickness: i dunno
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: I want to play the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what??
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what kind of drug??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no..and they're not in a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eehw no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but i've been in the middle of a crowd
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no its winter
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: umm it already asked if i drank...
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup...but everyone does at one point
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Any thing i want to
What country would you most like to Visit: the whole world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter...they are who they are
Number of Drugs I have taken: like three
Number of CDs I own: dont know dont care
Number of Piercings: three
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none...i only learn from my mistakes..
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Heroes:

I'd say my mom is my biggest hero...also everyone on team rough house...
.. You scored as Lara Croft, A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft

James Bond, Agent 007

Indiana Jones

Batman, the Dark Knight

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Terminator

Neo, the "One"

Maximus

El Zorro

William Wallace

Captain Jack Sparrow