Things that make me happy: Classic Rock, Drinking, Soccer, Dancing, Deep Conversations, Shallow Conversations, Partying, Beach Volleyball, Friends, Family, Habitual Line Crossers, Shot Time, Laughing, Spooning, Mini Skirts, Camping, Shooting, Jack Black, Flirting, Sarcasm, Family Guy, Poker, The Office.
Things that make me unhappy: Rap, PETA, Gas Prices, Lazy People, Cold Weather, Cold Women, Empty Beers, Warm Beers, Basketball.