R.I.P. George Dennis Carlin (1937-2008) |
The Thoughts Of George Carlin
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.4. If man evolv...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:01:00 GMT |
WHO SAID HISTORY WAS BORING |
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got m...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:29:00 GMT |
Pro Bowl Party |
Pipeline was packed. NFL players were in the house. Thanks to Brandon for getting us on the list. The place was jumpin'. DJ Clue was slamin'. Beautiful women and BIG football studs everywhere. There w...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:35:00 GMT |
So true |
There is no such thing as a "self-made" person. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the ma...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:00:00 GMT |
Important Words |
The 6 most important words in the English language:
I admit I made a mistake.
The 5 most important words:
You did a good job.
The 4 most important words:
What is your opini...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:10:00 GMT |
The Marriage Test |
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:17:00 GMT |
Words to live by. |
I can't remember were I found this, or when I wrote it down but it is so true.
If someone knows not but knows not that he knows not,
AVOID HIM
If someone knows not and knows that he knows not,
TEACH...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 18:12:00 GMT |
