One day I was listening to Pearl Jam and then it came to me...People take music too seriously, so i decided to lighten up my music a bit, and make it funny. Everyone can enjoy a laugh, right? Who the hell wants to come home from work and listen to "i smoked weed and fucked her" or "life is so tough i slit my wrists"...That's not cool, except for the smoking weed and fucking her part...If you feel the need to contact me my im is Nosemint05. Thank you, now enjoy a survey by Prince William
1) Single, Taken, or Flirty?
Divorced, Single, Horny and Flirty
2) Are you happy with where you are?
Divoroced 3 times!?!? Of course i'm not happy with that, now 54.5 million, im very happy with that...i can practically buy my woman(s).
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
No.
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Only if it's with a married woman.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Yes, and they all said yes.
8) Do you want children?
I may already have them...
9)How many?
I'm not sure.
10) Would you consider adoption?
Maybe anti-adoption, like legal rights of my children to my ex-wives.
11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
everyone likes me im rich
13) Do you want someone you can't have?
Queen Elizabeth
14) Wheres 3?
Bloody hell...
15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Yes, their more special after you brake up, and their living in Baltimore on welfare with kids and your sitting in your 3000 dollar recliner having a conversation on your one of a kind Iphone, and your talking to a sales consultant to purchase a 10,000 dollar yacht. And just imagine had they stayed with you you'd be buying them a yacht and wasting money on college funds for your kids instead of buying yourself a yacht.
16) Do you believe that you can change for someone?
if i met a woman any richer than me i'd invest in some gold and run for congress
17) do you want to be with someone right now?
Chances are I've already been with them.
18) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldnt?
I was hoping Hilary Clinton would get over that bastard Bill for a real man like myself, and then she decided to run for president so she couldn't risk an affair ruining her chances of winning...don't vote for her, if she wins i'll never get to sleep with her, until she gets out of office but by that time she'll be much too old.
19) Have you ever broken a heart before?
No, that's disgusting.
20) What would you say about your most recent ex?
money is just a tool of the government that makes people corrupt and drives people insane....unless you have a yacht, then money is the means to sucess and happiness. Being poor must be worse than bloody hell.
