My MySpace Rap:Makin friends it’s just pretend I’m only pressing buttons/
I’m living in a world where interactions don’t mean nuttin/Where creepy dudes and prostitutes can come and scan my page/
Where I can be your friend if I simply click ok/Interests and hobbies, I’ll post them up and let you read/
You’ll see that I’m the best in all the West, cause you know meee/I got friends from every end, into trends and droppin comments,/
They’re postin pics and learnin tricks on how to be the hottest/Everybody’s havin fun, I run from page to page/
From chicks and tits, to dudes with wits, to emo internal rage/And I’ll post pics and let you click so you can know me nearer/
And best for last I’ll show my ass with a pic up in the mirror/But we all pass on with sass never asking why?/
Why do I sit at home all alone and craft this guy?/Who’s having fun, he’s number one, he’ll melt you with his eyes/
Come and see, or watch at least, this world that we’ve devised/A pseudo spot where singles rock so Murdoch gets his pay/
But it’s ok cause now I’m in with Tom on your top 8/Well anyways I’ll let you play, and meet me through my page/
Cause all I know is that you don’t unless you’ve shared my space
:::Above are shots from New Mexico and below from Hong Kong:::