im a happy, anti-dramatic, quick healing, realistic, down to earth, thick skinned, forgiving, live-life-to-the-fullest thinking, anti-religious, artistic, expressionist, somewhat rebelious, "high maitenance", designer choice, economic, pro-choice democrat.
look at MY new car!!! i got it for my birthday yayyy!!
here's shawna, alana and me in my car...
and here's a fish that my dad caught in the pond!
meand shawna partyn it up
------------------stuff i think is funny----------------
What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppyWhat's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
or- A dead baby sitting next to a kid
with down syndromeWhy are test tube babies the
most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of saltWhat gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.Yo mommas so fat they tie a rope around
her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel
when they want to clean it.Yo momma's so stupid when yo daddy said it was
chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed
to see how long she sleptYo mommas so stupid, she makes
blondes look smart.Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass
on a cold day.Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know
whether she needs gum or toilet paper.Yo mommas so ugly that when she was born your
grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa
said lets bury herChuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick
wall in a game of tennisTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris
once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the
turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...
horses are hung like Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a
"Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
i love you robbie
look how beautiul you are
-led zeppelin -JAMES BROWN! -rolling stones -bubba sparxxx -fluf -gorillaz -curtis "50 cent" jackson -ok go -missy elliot -rick ross, paul wall and all them gangstas (duuhh) -coldplay -divisions of laura lee -the breifs -diamonds under fire -a faith called chaos -michael jackson (hell yes) -horrorpops -system of a down -modest mouse -single frame -T.I. -the white stripes -collective soul -sevendust -lenny kravitz -static-x -three 6 mafia -american head charge -vanilla ice!! -flogging molly -radiohead -nelly -crazytown -gloria gaynor -powerman 5000 -trick daddy -jimi hendrix -pink floyd -crime mobb -the gap band -coq roq -motion city soundtrack -the used -barry white (of course!) -green day -oasis -ohio players -sublime -the beatles -stetsasonic -trillville
blues brothers, chronicles of narnia (kickd harry potter's ass!!), monty python, wedding singer (+ all adam sandlers movies), crocodile dundee :), matrix ahaha, bill+teds excellent adventure, ummm saw/saw 2, amittyville horror, texas chainsaw massacre, psycho, pink floyds the wall, waiting, mirror mask
mel brooks movies hell yeah! 3
anything --not soaps or mtv bs... no laguna beach or real world lalala YUCK i hate those shows. i also hate it when youre tryn to jes hang out ar relax w/ your bf and girls gone wild commercials come on... i also hate strip clubs.. i unno why ... the idea of my bf going and staring and naked --if not naked than nearly naked women ... but guys are guys and i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it. makes me feel really insecure... or not able to ... fulfill ones desires. guhh i hate it! i swear im gunna be fed up with shit like that and jes turn into a lesbian if i get my little heart broken again... :(
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