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Ali

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About Me

I'm a pretty simple girl. I was born and raised here in Austin, TX. Lived in lots of different places in the United States but I always find myself coming back home.
I have a basenji-shepherd mix, Isis. She's just about the best dog I've ever had. I love my animals, and I love my friends' animals. Prefer dogs to cats most times, and would rather see animals in native habitats, but I also understand the intrinsic value of having a domesticated pet.
I'm also a schooled cake decorator/pastry chef. I don't dabble with it as much as I once did, but I still decorate cookies and make cheesecakes when bribed.
I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt until there is no more doubt. I believe in giving people a choice, and then making assessments of them based on their decisions. I'm pretty blunt, I speak my mind, and I try not to say much unless I have something worth saying.
I have tattoos, and they all mean something personal to me. I don't have piercings beyond my ears, and I don't think I ever will.
I like karaoke bars. It's a sickness. Modern medicine is, as yet, unable to produce an antibiotic for the condition. Scientists in Japan at one time thought they had a vaccine for the illness, but the two test subjects were later spotted making webcam videos of themselves lipsynching to Backstreet Boys songs.


Noble : Teutonic
Truthful one : Greek

You are a visionary with courage and enthusiasm if a little hasty at times. Your ambitious nature can be satisfied when you apply wisdom, patience and self-discipline to your vitality and zest. You have wonderful way with words and may be drawn to the communications arena where there is the potential for great success. Your generous and warm nature attracts many friends and loved ones. What does your name mean?
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There are:
101
people with my name
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Test-O-Mat!
Which Casey & Andy Character Are You?

You're Satan, the embodiment of all that is evil.


For now, you've chosen the shape of a hot woman and are dating a mortal. You enjoy a steamy night in bed, a good movie, tea, pestering religious zealots and being able to torment high profile souls. You are also quite naturally a really bad loser in games. However, your job is still a punishment and can get rather annoying. Especially when Dante shows up.
Test-o-mat! Which character from Casey & Andy are you?
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People Iced: Twenty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Four
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Da' Loot Bags
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My Interests

Animals, sci-fi, music, movies, drinkin, smokin, partyin like rock stars, and uhm... yeah.


You are a phoenix.
You have a fiery personality and temper that makes you rebellious and unique.
You stand out from the crowd without even trying,
and you normally enjoy the attention.
You love to be active and full of life. You always seem to be on the go.
Which mythical creature are you?
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I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck, and it's getting progressively harder to do so.
However, I would like to meet this guy!

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Music:

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Television:


Invader ZIM

Family Guy

Books:

Some of my favorite webcomics...

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys...

You are 100% REAL Texan!!

High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.

How Texan Are You?

My Blog

Washington's Farewell Address

If you know me (and presumably you do, or else why the fuck are you reading my blog??) then you probably know I have gotten into reading webcomics (my faves are pimped on my page).  I was re...
Posted by Ali on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

3 weeks in...

I've successfully been employed for 3 full weeks now in the exciting world of office supplies!  The job fairly rocks, small company, laid-back, and relatively simple.  They got business card...
Posted by Ali on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:45:00 PST

A Night with Defining Jezebel

10:30 PM - Courtney asks, "Are we gonna go out tonight?"  Moderate chaos ensues as wardrobe changes and makeup applications are made.  Brush hair.  Change shirt.  Put other shirt ...
Posted by Ali on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:47:00 PST

Of women and interviews

I've just returned from what I hope will be my final job interview for a while.  After thousands of resumes being sent out, and a good dozen or so interviews for jobs that I either didn't want, o...
Posted by Ali on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

Update on my resolutions

1) I decided that quitting smoking cold turkey was much, much too hard.  The whole reason I chose this year to give up smoking is mostly because I turn 30 this year, which means I've been smoking...
Posted by Ali on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:13:00 PST

New Year's Resolutions

For most of my life, I hated the concept of resolutions.  I figured why make them once a year if you're going to ignore them starting Jan 3?  However, a couple of years ago I started making ...
Posted by Ali on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:58:00 PST

Holiday drinking

REMINDER:  There will be a 1-drink limit for all employees at this year's company party.  Please drink responsibly.   ...
Posted by Ali on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:38:00 PST

My first real blog.

So, like... ok. I've been posting quizzes all night in here, because, well... I'm allowed. The Casey and Andy quiz is my favorite, not only because I'm Satan (like we didn't know that already) but bec...
Posted by Ali on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST