I live in Glasgow and enjoy going out with mates to get very drunk and entertaining their mums. I used to work at a horrible nightclub for old sluts called Tusk, but I'm not there anymore!! I go to Edinburgh Uni next year to do Zoology and have close encounters of the syphilis kind! I just got back from touring China and 'Nam where I saw loads of great shit, met some ammmmazing people and got extremely drunk! Highlights included becoming a pirate (thus contracting syphilis), drinking twelve pints in a day, fighting with monkeys, buying a crossbow, playing football in a foot of snow and a whole lot of other stuff I just can't be bothered to write about. Or show you because some goddamn VC stole my camera! It was the best 6 weeks of my entire life though! Now I'm back in Glasgow looking for a job and doing fook all apart from hanging around/ trying to have sex with my lovely friends! I'm also very poor, so if you fancy a good time I only charge 50p an hour- no men "I'm not gay". Unless you pay a lot or are called Paul, William or Jamie. I also have a lovely dog called Skye!
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