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Carrie

I am a flightless parrot

About Me

I'm an experience junkie. I want to travel everywhere & learn everything. I am efficient & impatient. I live by the rule that if you want something to get done, you must do it yourself. I don't believe in extremes of anything; I have strong opinions & like to debate, but will incorporate other points of view that are presented to me as valid alternatives. I will do anything for an animal in need. Some days I want to save the world, others I spend designing my deep space pod so I can leave this place to crumble all to hell. I'm a healthy cynic. I'm irreverent & I don't believe in coddling. I am inappropriate, yet entertaining. I take good care of my body, yet understand that it's just a bag of organs that might as well be decorated while I'm here. I like to startle people out of their stereotypes. I like strange dichotomies-----------http://www.flickr.com/photos/artbandit o and www.artbandito.com

My Interests

Travelling, exploring cities, photography, biking (fixed, mountain, road), running, snowboarding, peak bagging, hiking & camping with dogs, wildlife medicine, drawing, lowbrow art, self-portraiture, being a hipster scout.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people who entertain me while setting the world on its ear & grabbing it by the... er, nose. Also see "heroes." No metrosexuals need apply. Any boy who spends more time in the bathroom than a sorority girl, shaves more body surface than a hirsute swimmer, & spends on a pair of pointy shoes the equivalent of the Burundi GNP needs to be forced to come up to the vet school to spend a few days with his right arm up the arse of a cow.

Music:

I am partial to independent hip hop, old pop punk, screamo in small doses, quirky singer-songwriters, old country, alt country, the occasional small dose of indie hipster music, & good old rock & fucking roll (which includes anything that doesn't involve whining & sniveling in the typical indie/hipster fashion).

Movies:

Amelie, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Harold & Maude, Goonies, Ma Vie en Rose, Whale Rider, Rabbit Proof Fence, Cool Hand Luke, Singin in the Rain, Kikujiro, Pumpkin, But I'm a Cheerleader, Matrix, Ghostworld, Fight Club, Lock Stock, Snatch, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Dead Alive, Indiana JonesX3, Star Wars IV-VI, Kid's Return, American Beauty, xXx, Hedwig, The Edukators, 2046.

Television:

I don't have a TV. I sold it to fund my pet hoarding habit. Had I a TV, I would likely watch only the most trashy shows, which is why it's best that I don't own a TV.

Books:

Er, here are the one's I can think of off the top of my head: Fountainhead, Master & Margarita, Moomin books!, Native Son, Invitation to a Beheading, God of Small Things, Catch 22, Grapes of Wrath, Asher Lev, Kavalier & Clay, The Immortal Class: Bike Messengers & the Cult of Human Power, One River, Power of One, Transmetropolitan, Preacher, Palestine, Safe Area Gorazde, Jimmy Corrigan, books/short stories by Roald Dahl, Chabon, Proulx, Carver, TC Boyle, Roddy Doyle, Toms Wolfe & Robbins, Galeano, Bunin, Dantikat

Heroes:

Mark Rothko, Rembrandt, Vermeer, Basquiat (er, other than the drugs), Egon Schiele (er, other than the most creepy extremes of his madness), Sally Mann, Motherwell, Degas, Weegee, Edward Weston, Cindy Sherman, van Gogh, Steve Jobs, Linus Torvalds, Jane Goodall, Diane Fossey, Marie Curie, Sir Edmund Hillary, Tenzing Norgay, Shackleton, John Muir, etc. The trend appears to include people who are crazy enough to disregard their peers while getting things DONE.