Daryl

I'd like to describe myself here but the only descrption you're probably going to get will come in one word answers involving the word "Fuck, Shit or asshole" . If I don't like you, you can just fuck off because I'm not the kind to stick with someone I dislike. I'm very direct and if it's my greatest flaw, then there's nothing I can do about it. Everyone needs to know the truth about themselves and if I have to be the one to break the sad news, so be it. But at least you know where you stand when you talk to me. Not a lot of guesswork involved.But don't worry, I'm not this hostile when you meet me. You can get away with anything for as long as you're a male with dark skin, a thin frame and not averse to me flirting with you. You automatically get a free "Daryl-likes-you" card rendering you impossible for me to hate. And flattery will get you everywhere. Use that to your advantage.