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yelhsa

Neo-Urban Geisha

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Movies:

Rent, Clueless, Waynes World 1&2, the Scary Movie series, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Next, A Clockwork Orange, Zoolander, Batmans

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Laguna Beach, Friends, What not to Wear, War at Home, American Dad

My Blog

The Work Poop Survival Guide

I found this online and it made me pee a little... so I decided to post it for all to see :) Work Poop Survival Guide This is great. It needs a permanent hom...
Posted by yelhsa on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

Don't say goodbye, say so long

On Saturday I'm moving back home to shitty old Brampton. Which ordinarily wouldn't be so bad... but I'm leaving behind some pretty amazing people that are irreplacable and I will miss with my whole he...
Posted by yelhsa on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST

i love dave

that is all
Posted by yelhsa on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

Bye Bye Tonsils!

Bye Bye Tonsils!! Current mood: sore So I got my tonsils out on Monday. It really wasn't that bad. But I must say that a popcicle and ice cream diet gets old FAST. T3's rule though... except for w...
Posted by yelhsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ready to hear....... read something gross??

uuugh So today I went to North York to go see a specialist about my chronic tonsillitis and about getting them removed. I have also been having some really annoying problems with my inner right ear...
Posted by yelhsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Would you like to see my cock?"

So I was at the bar Friday night, and I was waiting for the bartender to get my my drink when I was approached by a guy. He walks up to me.... here is our conversation..... Guy: "HI" Me: "Hello" ...
Posted by yelhsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie

That's Amore.
Posted by yelhsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST