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Clip-N-Save Zombie Boy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

lets see, after like, two years? i finally update this shit... Im Max, Seventeen, look older, im strange, smell funny and am hairy. :) if you ask me how i am, i will usually reply with the latter two.
i like beer, things that smell nice, whiskey, my mates Bruno n Daniel, doing fuck all, n...just general stuff...
If Yknow Bruno, or Yknow daniel, you probably know me, or of me, if you dont, im the guy that was humping daniel in brunos profile...
...That surmises our friendship really, i buttfuck daniel, and bruno takes photos :D
bloody good lads.
i get bored of things really easily, including shit i really enjoy doing, which sucks, but hell, i can always go back to it later.
I draw, Make clay things, and have weird OCD's and shit, i HATE buses, and if you know me well enough, yknow why. and if i really like you, ive probably given you a picture or something (im weird like that) I wish id sorted out chunks of my life i never had, bits at school especially, hell, i can be quiet and shy as fuck, and i cant handle some situations. really wish i could.

My Interests

uhhhhhh drinking,
shooting shit on playstation,
hanging with mates,
girls,
girl mates,
doodling,
judo (have to maintain some semblance of fitness), running around dressed up sharp in ridiculously heavy rain

I'd like to meet:

pfft, uh, certain people in england :) yknow who you are,
The silver guy in princes street - WHO, if im remotely up to date, changed up his shit, and now doesnt look the same :S motherfucker. - in the pub.
Brunos big bro again, hes a whole stack of sweaty man love
Daniels dad, he sounds pretty sweet, n has a projector..
n i dunno, people...? people who aint weirded out too easily :D
but yknow, most the people in my life right now i can do just dandy with thanks, dont really NEED anyone new, but whatever, ill probably like you plenty :D

Music:

basis of life? johnny cash, mans a legend. though i dont like much else country.
springsteen.(the boss)
pendulum. (yeah bruno, you smug bastard, its a good song)
Biffy. (who couldnt?)
one sec, ill just go check my ipod...

Movies:

the thing
scarface
american psycho
star warses
gummo
shaun of the dead
hot fuzz
green street
transformers :O :O fuck yeah!
casino royale
all the zombie movies you can think of.
anything where Samuel L. Jackson shouts.

Television:

dont watch too much, cept films, family guy, simpsons, cartoons.
ooh ooh ooh! the oldies, tom n jerry, pinky n the brain
n puppet/thingy shows, like bagpuss, sooty n sweep, bodger n badger, shit like that :D anything from childhood, its just good.
though, they doing a whole new winnie the pooh thing, and its like, "what the fuck? computer animation? fuck off"...

Books:

American psycho.
heeheeheehee....

Heroes:

pffft...uh...shrek?

My Blog

insomnia

it fucking ruined me a while ago, why oh why do i have it again. why. be talking to you later. probably about 3 if my dad dont come around. hokay? hokay. buhbye now. xxx'z...
Posted by Clip-N-Save Zombie Boy on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

polish removal workers

okay today- i cleared out an office, with a nice polish bloke who spoke little english. our conversation started with "you smoke joints?" "no, no i do not smoke weed dude" "good, too many chilren in s...
Posted by Clip-N-Save Zombie Boy on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:29:00 PST

lets see

im grounded, which meant none of graemes gig. gay probably no mission tomorrow. gay again. i get argued at when my dad comes home. gay for thrice. and my dad breaking up with liz, which means the only...
Posted by Clip-N-Save Zombie Boy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:47:00 PST

the neds, the guys, and the first year

i am here to type a blog. its not going to be personal. or funny or scary or anything at all. its just a funny word. blog. hehehe. okay, and now im going to be serious. today, me, bruno, daniel, jahan...
Posted by Clip-N-Save Zombie Boy on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST