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  • I love Starsailor more than anything else
  • I check bags of fruit for spiders
  • The Mighty Boosh makes me deliriously happy
  • I would love to travel the world on the back of a giraffe
  • I dont like bananas
  • but I love French cherries
  • I like rainy days when I don't have to get out of bed
  • I am a shamefest
  • this normally occurs because I love tequila
  • and have a weakness for boys with scruffy hair
  • if something upsets me I go get pierced
  • Ricecakes is the rudest person I know and I love her more for it
  • I'm watching Big Cook, Little Cook....its shit
  • I like watching zombie films with my son
  • I have given up smoking, it sucks a fat one
  • on most fri an.d sat nights I can be found fucking about in Henry's then drinking Mojitos in the house of moat
  • I fucking love Justin Lee Collins
  • 8/8/7 im rubbish at giving up smoking, aaaahhhh.....lovely fags
  • My Interests

    I'd like to meet:


    Thanks to the mighty spaz I have met (virtually and in reality) some loverly people and some right freaks to boot, you'll have to figure it out for yourself which one you are.
    On my books I now have an amazing artist who has made me look my bestest ever, my favourite bands, some new bands, some fellow starsailor nutters, a long lost cousin, someone who fixes my phone on the numerous occasions I drop it and shatter it into a million pieces, a snake, a poet, a Mean-e who isnt so mean after all, his flatmate who wont bodyspell for me grrr, some goffs,a sportsmad loon who does the walk of shame every morning, a magician and some brilliant bloggers.... ohh and today I have added someone who blows stuff up for a living, amazing eh!! So if you can compete with them or fill the gaps, I am particularly interested in ....... for dates and hardcore snuggling this boy will do Jim Morrison to elevate my cool status, Owen wilson (cough cough), any Mighty Boosh fans, anymore Starsailor losers and last but definitely not least... someone who will bodyspell my name out for me... oh and MUSE, coz they rock and I dont care if you think they suck.

    Music:


    Is James Walsh the fittest bloke everer?? I think he just might be...

    Movies:

    I love loads of films, I don't particularly like action films although Armageddon and Die Hard films I love, but maybe thats because my dad looks like Bruce Willis ( and oddly enough Buzz Lightyear but we only found that out when we put him in a space suit). I like watching horror films half peaking out of my jumper, I also have to generally watch a romcom in that position as I cringe at others embarrassment. My favourite films at the moments are Layer Cake, Signs, the Wizard of Oz, Pretty in Pink, Dogma vanilla sky, the crow, Dracula, Shaun of the dead, Night at the museum, Passion of the Christ, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, all of the Harry Potter films, True Romance, Pulp Fiction actually all Tarantino but I can kind of take or leave Jackie Brown, I wet my pants ofr Martin Scorsese stuff, he is the Dave Grohl of the filum world, Goodfellas being the greatest movie ever made shortly followed by Gangs of New York!Whodda thunk it? Excessive battering and Duran Duran do go well together.

    Television:


    I get a little obsessed easily, so really I can only think of one show I love and all that comes with it and that is the Mighty Boosh. It crept inside me like a warm kitten and never moved out. Soo Ill have a bash at trying to think of other, I like Peep Show, Scrubs, Lost, *blush* Desperate Houswives, Coronation Street, Hollyoaks (I know, I know but they are all so pretty), My name is Earl, I fucking love the Friday Night Project and would marry Justin Lee Collins tomorrow and have funny talking children with him, I had much love for Dynasty as a kid and like watching it being rerun on sky, Spongebob Squarepants, Strictly Come Dancing (yup), animal type programs ( but I need a box of tissues when the a lion kills all the other boys cubs, or when killer whales eat baby whales), oh and I cant forget angle, Buffy or Teachers.... I am quite enjoying Skins, its reminding me of my youth but makes me feel a bit awkward watching kids getting horny.

    Books:

    I love reading but I don't read anything intelligent enough to inform anyone else about. Sorry. Kids books are great, my faves involve Meg and Mog

    Heroes:

    People who can cry milk and Indiana Jones and Dangermouse, because hes the greatest, hes fantastic whenever there is danger he is there.

    My Blog

    Stuffs I like and stuffs I dont like

    I wine, a traditional long vodka, sambucca, strawpedos, piercings, tattoos, monkies, cats, cows, lambs,pandas, the mighty boosh, lost, lots and lots of music mostly indie, indie boys with scruffy hai...
    Posted by Amyjay and her big pointy misery stick! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:01:00 PST

    Horaah for the chubby ugly girls! WTF?

    Betty Suarez considered ugly, mainly cause of those kooky clothes, which I am sure someone other than me, thinks are adorable and cause she has braces. No surprises that off the show she is in fact th...
    Posted by Amyjay and her big pointy misery stick! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

    Of much importance that you read this, esp. if you are rich, kind and a bit pretty!

    I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GO TO THIS!!!!would someone take and pay for me to do this please? If you cant, just say you would if you could but you are poor, not available, dont fancy Russia much this ti...
    Posted by Amyjay and her big pointy misery stick! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

    More ridiculousness from Amyjay aka do not take parenting advice from me

    Some of you will know this story already and lots of you will not be surprised by its content. A couple of weeks ago I was getting the boys ready for bed, I managed to get the youngest off and I sent ...
    Posted by Amyjay and her big pointy misery stick! on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

    What will I use this for??????

    mmmm......my space not that comfortable using this but everyone is going on about it being the best way to discover new bands so I am gonna give it a go. I still prefer going out to sitting around onl...
    Posted by Amyjay and her big pointy misery stick! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:15:00 PST