Ramon "Aye Guey" Esparza

The Kid in the video above tells the story of me without words. Just click on it and watch as Barry "Skanks" across the U.K. This is the visual side of how I feel on the inside ALL THE TIME. Enjoy.Well, like most people I like funny movies and television shows. Mostly, because the best part is reliving them the next day with your friends, co-workers, and often times total strangers. Say you've got nothing in common with the people next to you, but you relate to, oh I don't know, a show like "The Simpsons." and you go off on a tangent spouting off the lines you had both heard the night before verbatum. It usually begins with, ....."Hey, remember that one time on The Simpsons where........................" and usually the sketch pertains to what is happening to you at the time. Kind of incites a riot in your mind of creativity of your own and before you know it you're in a full on conversation with someone who is a...from that moment on...no longer a stranger. Then again, 9 times out of ten people are too busy and have never heard of "having the time for things as trivial as television," and look at you as some type of baffoon or villiage idiot. Ah well, such is life, move on. There are plenty of other people out there who need entertainement. So the next time you are at the DMV or JURY DUTY and you hear the moderators on the loud speaker say, "You will remain inyour seats for the next available personell member..." then before the unison groan of the crowd hits you hear, "NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE???" Look around, I might be sitting behind you. I like playing the sax and telling jokes, but, as asinine as this sounds, I've realized you can't do both tasks at the same time. Go figure. How long did it take me to realize this? But serioulsly, I do like performing in front of a crowd even if it is just a small part its a lot of fun. Then again, I do like writting short comic situations and the occassional "all about me" section of a web site. Most other times I'm just regualr old "Ramon." Nothing more nothing less. If you have any more questions, ask. Who knows, we might be friends already and you don't even realize it....."Hey, remember that one time on The Simpsons where........................"