I am a champion of many wonderful and glorious fundamental powers. By reading this you are all subconsciously under my control. You WILL make me a friend on your myspace account. You will do this immediately!!!!!!! I also have an uncanny knack of moving large groups of people through the medium of music. What tremendous power this is!!
Probably the most potent of all. However, the bulk of my power lies in the ability to drink large quantities of alcohol and still maintain a cohesive thought process. Never am I outwitted or wrong; and no matter how drunk I get, I never lie. I am infalabel and omnishent; except for my inability to spell.
