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Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun

Let's show this Medieval bitch how we do things downtown.

About Me

I wait tables, play drums, drink coffee, smoke a pack of Pall Malls a day, own a Hyundai, use 5A sticks on a Pearl Export kit, am attracted to dudes when they're not obnoxious fags or insufferably machismatic, was an Eagle Scout, wear Vans and All-Stars, enjoy building fires, can beat box, adore satire as an art form, walk everywhere, am a thrifty drunk thanks to a low tolerance, like my jeans tight, prefer Beethoven to Mozart and Coltrane to Miles, am fascinated with zombies and volcanoes, am fond of dead baby jokes, fixed my bass drum pedal with duct tape, am nine hours shy of a bachelor's in interdisciplinary studies, wear black socks, am partial to cardigans and London Fog jackets, dig bossa and baroque, compulsively quote pop culture, do not read as quickly as I used to, pun incessantly, taught myself semiotics and poststructuralism, pepper my speech with yiddish, own a dog named George, want to vote socialist, cannot sing, experience catharsis by shaving my head, have Magritte's 'Le Trahison des Images' tattooed on my right forearm, wish I could wear suits everyday, possess a certain amount of charisma but have no idea what to do with it, played soccer, hate malapropisms, am anal about fallacious reasoning and grammar, was baptized Lutheran, do not believe in God, am dubious as to our ability to say positively that God does not exist, think God (so conceptualized) is a construction, love to wait on bears, abhor serving Christians and teenagers (Christian teens are the worst), am not as well read as I am given credit for being, kick ass at Trivial Pursuit and spades, have only two of my twenty or so piercings remaining, cannot stand smooth jazz or Christian contemporary, wish I had more Bach and Verdi, am deceptively amiable, have written far too much.Now, for a brief summary of my political beliefs, condensed to internet quiz form, and free from context or nuance:
What is your political ideology? Your Result: Social Democrat

This quiz has defined you as a Social Democrat (you may or may not be a Democratic Socialist as well). In general you are in the Liberal mindset, but wish to take it a step further. You favour the brodening of various social programs and a progressive income tax system to help alleviate social inequality. You wish to change the current social paradigm, but through gradual means.


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Fascist/Radical Right
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My Interests

Literary and cultural theory, tattooing/piercing, pop culture, subcultures, drumming, pool, philosophy, history, soccer, underground/independent hip-hop, medieval history (esp. heresies), romantic/post-romantic classical music, late-50s/early-60s jazz, klezmer, rocksteady, semiotics, structuralism and poststructuralism, political/social satire, television, film, robots, zombies, coffee.http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

I'd like to meet:

Umberto Eco, Stephen Colbert, and the man who put the 'ram' in the 'ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.' I'd like to shake his hand.http://www.venganza.org/him2.jpg

Music:

The Clash, James Brown, Beethoven, The Fucking Champs, Elvis Costello, Buzzcocks, Aesop Rock, Otis Redding, Randy Newman, Cannibal Ox, David Bowie, Queen, Meatloaf, Muddy Waters, Deltron 3030, The Chemical Brothers, The Meters, Brother Ali, MC5, Stravinsky, Mahler, Bach, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Shuggie Otis, Eddie and the Hot Rods, The Who, Johnny Cash, Jimmy Cliff, Tower of Power, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Temptations, Buena Vista Social Club, Ugly Casanova, The Kinks, Verdi, Operation Ivy, T Rex, John Coltrane, Sonny Rollins, Dieselboy, The Dead Milkmen, Amon Tobin, Gang of Four, El P, Interpol, Metric, Marvin Gaye, The New Pornographers, The Decemberists, Gorillaz, Brian Wilson, Al Green, Cannonball Adderly, Shostakovich, Desmond Dekker, Joe White, Eyedea and Abilities, The Melodians, Frank Zappa, The Bonzo Dog Band, Rush, Mos Def, Holst, Dragonforce, two or three of the Beatles' albums, The Books, Berlioz, Robert Johnson, The Violent Femmes, Linton Kwesi Johnston...as you probably can tell, I don't listen to a lot of new music. It's so much effort to remain hip.

Movies:

Miller's Crossing, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, Happiness, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Devil's Backbone, Scanners, The Brood, Waiting For Guffman, Titus, Spinal Tap, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Black Orpheus, American Movie, Eraserhead, Brazil, Time Bandits, Dawn of the Dead (the original), The Producers (the original), Psycho (the original), Airplane, Cradle Will Rock, A Night at the Opera, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Night of the Hunter, Young Frankenstein, Annie Hall, What's Up Tiger Lily?, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Cape Fear (the original), Chinatown, Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead, each Monty Python film, Goodfellas, Dazed and Confused, Jackie Brown, Three Kings, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II, Love and Death

Television:

M*A*S*H, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Mythbusters, Roseanne, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Naked Science, Moral Orel, King of the Hill, The Sopranos, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Twilight Zone, The Critic, Blackadder, The Fast Show (Brilliant), The Office(UK), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Strangers with Candy, The Kids in the Hall, The Final Report, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Prisoner

Books:

The Name of the Rose, Candide, The Zombie Survival Guide, America--The Book, The Jungle, The Stranger, Hamlet, Flowers For Algernon, Breakfast of Champions, White Noise, Kant and the Platypus, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Devil's Dictionary, all Sherlock Holmes mysteries, except for 'The Man with the Twisted Lip.' That was too Twilight Zone-ish an ending for me. Also, Jonathan Culler is the shit.

Heroes:

Mersault, Martin the Manichaean, William of Baskerville

My Blog

Show Em Where Youve Been By Buying A T-Shirt!

So, the pope's here. I really think that we should take advantage of this great opportunity to show His Holiness what America's all about. Merchandising. Some ideas."Benedictted to God""PontiffeX ...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

Writer's block

sucks.Though I find it refreshing that the little bit of academic dishonesty I facilitated the other day came off plausible.Having been out of school for almost a year, I wrote a convincing term paper...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

You have nothing to lose but your aprons...

According to npr news and the Joplin Independent, Gov. Blunt just ordered the state board of labor immediately to update it's regulations regarding minimum wage for tipped employees. The former hourl...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

Also Rockt Zarathustra

Perhaps you missed The Metrophobics in their debut concert. Perhaps you feel bad for having done so. Perhaps you lay awake nights, haunted by the thought that never again shall so small a venue be r...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Everyone likes lists

List of reasons why I should be drinking right now--1. I am sober.2. Natalya is not helping me compile this list.3. Jason is doing a shot with her.4. The coffee at this bar is really bad.5. I am still...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Response to critque of "Just work through it"

"I hate literary theory Carl. It is the borque intellectual mastrabation of acadamia, even more so than classics."Furthermore, rhizomatic=we don't have enough information for a causal attribution so ...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

No, I'm not just bitter...

I went to my first show in St. Louis the other day since having moved here. (How's that for a convoluted sentence?) Anyway, it was just a jam band kind of deal, and it left me cold. It was, however, a...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

Just work through it

Really, 1966 was a watershed year for literary theory in the United States. A conference held at Johns Hopkins University introduced America to poststructuralism and deconstructionism. Among the parti...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

Food for thought.

The other night, while watching "The Big Lebowski" for the third time in as many days, I noticed something very interesting. No, wait, not interesting...what's the other one? Tedious. Anyway, in the...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

The Soooouuul Quatrain!

"And this without elision"In sudden things whose being brings upon the day anewwhat filthy face profound embrace politely does eschewa forthright sense of recompense might there and then imbuecontent ...
Posted by Jeebus Crisco, Son of a Gun on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST